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'You just had to put in fifteen hundred acres of corn when you know darn well all my casseroles call for green beans.'
Tags:farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, farmed, acre, acres, corn, corns, sweetcorn, sweet corn, plant, planted, plants, planting, planter, planters, green beans, green, greens, beans, bean, pea, peas, casserole, casseroles, wife, wives, bad cook, cook, cooking, cooker, cookers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Heading towards the In-Sink-Erator... 'Nooooooo!!'
Tags:food waste, food wastes, washing up, washed up, washes up, chore, chores, kitchen chore, kitchen chores, household chore, household chores, mash potato, pea, peas, mashed potato, plumbing, waste, plumbing, blocked, blockage, blockages, blocked pipe, clog, clogged, plumber, plumbers, waste disposal system, waste disposal systems, garbage disposals, garbage disposer, garbage disposers, food waste disposers, food waste disposer, sink, sinks, mess, messy, wasting food, wasted food, leftover, leftovers
The Peas? I'm Just Scrolling Through Them
Motivation for children to eat their vegetables.
'I didn't mean a p-e-a sample.'
Forensics says it wasn't the pease porridge hot or the pease porridge cold. It was the pease porridge in the pot that killed her. Apparently it was nine days old...
Cans of peas.
"I'm warning you - peas and carrots are gateway vegetables."
Tags:vegetable, vegetables, vegetable portion, vegetable portions, pea, peas, carrot, carrots, green, greens, gateway drug, gateway drugs, gateway, food portion, food portions, kid, kids, family life, family-life, childhood, childhoods, meal, meals, dinnertime, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky eater, picky eaters, picky eating, fussy eating, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians
Princess and the Pea (before revision)
The princess and the pea.
El Emeno Peas
The Truth Behind Two Peas in a Pod
'This is my brother Dave. He's real smart - brain the size of a pea.'
Peas in a Pod
"Trust me, if they were her peas, you'd know it!"
"Organic food IS quite expensive... Would anyone like another pea?"
At the Court House Cafeteria the Special of the Day is 'Due Processed Cheese Sandwich with Plea Bargaining Chips.'
"It's not you. It's pea."
Even Cupid has His Limits...
Tags:cupid, cupids, valentines day, valentine's day, vegetables, vegetable, vegetable portion, vegetable portions, kid, kids, reynolds unwrapped, eros, romance, romances, pea, peas, bean, beans, broccoli, true love, healthy eating, healthy diet, family life, family-life, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers
"I'll be the best side dish ever."
'Wow, if peas in a pod can't get along, things are worse than I thought.'
Less popular snowman noses
"You are charged with planting 'Early Peas' entirely too late..."
Tags:gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, pea, peas, early pea, early peas, court, courts, early spring, crop, crops, agricultural worker, agricultural workers, planting, plant, plants, judge, judges, trial, trials, gardening skill, gardening skills, green fingers, green fingered, spring, springtime, spring time
'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'