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"I was just thinking about you!"
'We're not your typical couple. I'm the extrovert, and Bernie's the shy one.'
Tags:butt, buns, check out, checks out, checking out, female gaze, gaze, gazes, gazing, stare, stares, staring, peacock, peacocks, peahen, peahens, hen, hens, vain, vanity, pretentious, pretentiousness, machismo, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, plumage, feather, feathers, feathered, tail feathers
"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"
"It's the peacock-removal guy."
"Let's not forget who wears the plumage in this family."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, peacock, peacocks, peafowl, feather, feathers, plumage, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, family, families, wear, wears, wearing, pants, trousers, wearing the pants, wearing the trousers, control, power, men, man, male, males
'I'm one cool narcissist!'
"There have been gains for a peahen here and a peahen there, but from a practical standpoint it's still a peacock's world."
Tags:gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, glass ceiling, the glass ceiling, a mans world, a man's world, peacock, peacocks, peahen, peahens, peacock feather, peacock feathers, peacock plumage, discrimination, discriminate, inequality, slow progress, career, careers, career women, feminism, feminist, feminists
'You, you, you. It's always about you.'
Pigeons & Peacock
"Do you think my peacock disguise will work?"
Tags:turkey, turkeys, peacock, peacocks, disguise, disguises, disguising, poor disguise, poor disguises, bad disguise, bad disguises, thanksgiving, holidays, holiday season, holiday seasons, thanksgiving dinner, christmas dinner, thanksgiving dinners, christmas dinners, christmas supper, christmas suppers
"You're wearing too much rouge."
Tags:peacock, peacocks, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, beauty standards, gender issues, gender issue, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, sexist, sexists, insult, insults, male privilege, male privileges, makeup, make-up, too much makeup, too much make-up, bird, birds, peahen, peahens, date, dates
Peacock Working Out But With Feathers And Band
Tags:gym, gyms, gym rat, gym rats, peacock, peacocks, vain, vanity, beauty, beautiful, health and beauty, bird, birds, flex, flexing, muscle, bodybuilder, bodybuilding, muscles, mating rituals, animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphize, anthropomorphism, flashy, show off, showing off, show-off
"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."
'Oh, don't be so modest.'
"That's a plumage don't."
Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.
"As a way of expressing our thanks, we offer this modest honorarium."
'You're too old school - I'm looking for a mate online.'
'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'
Huge Campaign Fund at Work
'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'