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'You're charging me for TWO seats; an extra fee for my trunk, and now you've stopped giving out peanuts!...and you call yourself a JUMBO jet.'
"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, beer, beers, bartender, bartenders, liquors, liquor, peanut, peanuts, nut, nuts, bar snack, bar snacks, squirrel, squirrels, pest, pests, rodent, rodents, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, complain, complaint, complaining, complaints
"I come from a large family but they've all been eaten."
"Of course, you get two bags of peanuts."
Tags:airport, airports, airtravel, flying, flight, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, airline, airlines, peanuts, extra peanuts, extra seat, airplane seats, obesity, obese, flying while obese, two seats, obesity policy, obesity policies, fat, fat people, fat shame, plus size, plus size travellers
Doug has another one of his flying dreams.
"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"
"It's not you – it's my anaphylaxis."
Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.
Selection of warm nuts in pouch with addictive honey roasted vapor.
'Turn yourself in? Look lady, confess all you want - there is no law against eating peanuts.'
Tags:witch, witches, witchcraft, evil, evilness, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, monster, monsters, peanut, peanuts, kid, kids, missing, missing child, missing poster, missing posters, confession, confessions, confess, crimes, police, cop, cops, arrests, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Exit here if you don't care if you ever get back.
'Have you recently eaten anything containing lactose, gluten or peanuts?'
"Oh, ho, ho—I've dealt with tougher nuts than you."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, nut, nuts, peanut, peanuts, food, tough nut, tough nuts, tough nut to crack, difficult
Another myth dispelled.
Tags:elephant, elephants, crimes, criminal, criminals, police, policeman, policemen, peanut, peanuts, nut, nuts, squirrel, squirrels, rodent, rodents, steal, steals, stolen, mug, mugshot, mugs, suspect, suspects, accusation, accusations, forget, forgetful, forgets, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'You fight the Gluten Hordes, make your way through the Peanut Fields, battle the Lactose King...'
Table Of The Elephants
Tags:elements, element, science, scientist, scientists, chemistry, chemical, chemicals, biology, biological, physical science, physics, scientific, scientifically, peanut, peanuts, elephant, elephants, snack, snacks, table, tables, animal, animals, alternate, alternative, alternatives, version, versions
"Gin before peanuts is an aperitif. After peanuts it's a digestif."
'Would you like your child be in the gluten-free class, the lactose-free class, or the peanut-allergic class?'
"No more peanuts until you buy another round of drinks."
Tags:peanut, peanuts, round of drinks, drinks round, drinks rounds, nut, nuts, bar nut, bar nuts, pub nut, pub nuts, freeloader, freeloaders, free-loader, free-loaders, freeloading, free-loading, drinks, drinks, barmen, barman, landlord, landlords, publican, publicans, freebie, freebies, cheapskate, cheapskates, miser, misers
'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'
"Complete the Nelson deal without delay or complication and this peanut is yours."
Will work for peanuts
Why Elephants Go Crazy
'I love peanuts!'
Healthy Gingerbread House
Tags:gingerbread house, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, witch, witches, gingerbread houses, gluten free, trans fat, peanut, peanuts, fructose, corn syrup, gluten free, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, nut allergy, nut allergies, health food, health foods, free from, hansel, gretel