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Heaven- A Gated Community
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'Yeah, like I've never heard that one before. If I had a dollar for every cloud computing joke I've heard...'
Heaven for Agnostics
Entering Heaven Pop 8
"You. You. And you."
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"The system crashed. You'll have to go back and live it again."
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'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'
"What about the redemptive power of my art?"
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Welcome to Heaven: Please log in, using your password...
Welcome! Sorry, No WiFi.
"I hate my fans."
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"So you can take it with you!"
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"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"
God Send Me a Sign
'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'
"No sir, we do not have beer here."
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"Great, just my luck."
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"Most of these sins were committed before surveillance cameras, smartphones, or videotape, but you left a paper trail."
"This is bogus. I demand to speak to someone higher up."
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Ya, that's me, whackin' some rat-faced dirt-bag. Funny how, whenever we look back, we only remember the good times.
"I was very good...delicious in fact."
'Wait! Hold it right there! Did you once say you had more money than me?'
"Sorry. I'm afraid NSA flagged too many of your calls."