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'I can tell a lot about a man just by looking at his nails!'
The mani pedi in the moon
Red in tooth and claw.
That's a nasty outgoing toenail you've got there.'
'A gift certificate to get my nails done for an anniversary gift? I'm declawed!'
Man-icure & Pet-icure
'Oh, of all the luck!'
The Cat Spa
Tags:animals, felines, cat behaviour, cat behavior, feline ebhaviour, feline behavior, pampering, beauty spa, beauty spas, salon, salons, makeovers, make over, make overs, make-over, make-overs, cat, cats, feline, pets, beauty, health, spa, pedicure, pedicures, pedi, fashion, toenails, beauty shop, makeover, pamper
Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.
'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'
Tags:pedicure, pedicures, vanity, vain, vainness, nail polish, nail polishes, manicure, manicures, baseball dugout, baseball dugouts, dugout, dugouts, baseball player, baseball players, coach, coaches, manager, managers, batter, batters, match, matches, game, games, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Garra Fish Pedicure.
Tags:dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, nails, nail clipping, nail clippings, nail, dog groomer, dog groomers, pedicures, manicures, grooming, pedicure, manicure, dog grooming, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, nail clipper, nail clippers, canine, canines, family pet, family pets
'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'
'Heed my words, young Jim- always use a reputable fish pedicurist.'
'What have they got, piranha?'
"I thought I was going for a pedicure. Little did I know they were going to declaw me."
Tags:declaw, declaws, declawed, declawing, pedicure, pedicures, manicure, manicures, cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat love, cat lovers, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, family pet, family pets, claw, claws
'Doris has THE BEST horror stories. She's a pedicurist.'
'Say, when did you last cut your toenails?'
'Which one of the Python team are you again?'
The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.
"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."
Tags:nail bar, nail bars, snail, snails, nail, nails, pedicure, pedicures, manicure, manicures, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, salon, salons, beauty salon, beauty salons, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, miscommunication, miscommunications, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns
'How did you stop him biting his nails?'
'That's nothing - I once nibbled a toe that was THIS big...'