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'I like what you've done with your person this year.'
"Actually, Tommy, we're just about full-blooded management, except for your grandfather on your mom's side, who was one-quarter labor."
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An inbred poodle.
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, breed, breeds, breeding, breeder, breeders, pedigree, lineage, science, biology, genetics, inbreeding, inbred, feet, legs, unusual, genetic problems, genetic issues, poodle, poodles, french poodle, french poodles, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics
"He's part bok choy."
A man walks past a storefront for the "American Kennel Club" that has a sign in its windows that reads: "Some dogs allowed".
Tags:front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, signage, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, kennel club, kennel clubs, mutt, mutts, mixed breed, mixed breeds, breeding, breed, breeds, pedigree, pedigrees, lineage, purebred, purebreds, exclusive, exclusivity, show dog, show dogs, discrimination
"If you don't mind, that's 'Jack Russell Terrier', not 'Jack Daniels Terrier'."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, jack russell terrier, jack russell terriers, whisky, whiskies, whiskey, whiskys, whiskeys, alcohol, drink, drinks, name, names, breed, breeds, dog breed, dog breeds, pedigree
"Ordinarily, I'm deeply, completely happy, ...then, wham! I remember we're related to chickens."
"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."
Tags:eric clapton, lineage, lineages, pedigree, pedigrees, band, bands, classic rock, classic rock guitarist, classic rock guitarists, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, history, historian, historians, music history, 60s, 1960s, nostalgia, nostalgic, grandparent, grandparents, grandchild, grandchildren, music lover, rock, rock 'n' roll, rock n roll, rock music, rock musician, rock musicians, music teacher, music teachers
"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."
"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"
Tags:pedigree, pedigrees, dog owner, dog owners, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, ad, ads, dating ad, dating ads, dating advert, dating adverts, dog, dogs, ad, ads, classified ad, classified ads, true love, true loves, perfect match
'Bonjour, Comment vous appelez-vous Comprenez-vous Shucks, boys, this poodle is no more French than I am,'
"Arthur is a cast-iron lawn ornament on his father's side."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, introducing, introductions, robot, robots, technology, computer, computers, lawn ornament, lawn ornaments, gnome, gnomes, garden gnome, garden gnomes, cast-iron, hereditary, genetic, genetics, biology, family resemblance, father's side, lineage, breeding, pedigree, family tree, ancestry, ancestor, ancestors, relative, relatives, paternity
The Labrador Retriever and Boxer mix was initially named the 'Boxers Retriever'. It's domestic work ethic, however, was sadly lacking.
Dachshund with wheels round tummy.
'All right! So I gelded the wrong horse!...'
'STANDARD AMERICAN MOONDOGGIE'
Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree
Tags:family tree, family trees, pedigree, pedigrees, relationship, relationships, relation, relations, darwin, darwinian, evolution, evolve, evolves, evolving, family, families, extended family, extended families, distant relation, distant relations, ape, apes, descendant, descendants, descended from apes
'I've decided I want a Dalmatian now...!'
"I'm not sure what I am, but I believe I'm a product of Norway."
'I never tell a dog breeder that she's wrong...'
An family approaches the entrance to a park with a banner saying "Welcome to the Cooper family reunion"; a nearby van has a sign that reads "DNA verification required before entering grounds".
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'It's important to watch the amount of iron in his diet, too much and he'll only point north.'
"Believe me.... it's times like these that your pedigree comes into question!"