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"I haven't always been a cowboy, you know."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, pirate, pirates, piracy, career, careers, career change, career changes, change, changes, telltale sign, telltale signs, obvious, sign, signs, horse, horses, cowpoke, cowpokes, western, westerns, sea pirate, sea pirates, peg leg, peg legs, job, jobs, new job, new jobs, new role, new roles
Pirate peg leg Christmas stocking.
"For what it's worth, 'Yo-ho-ho and chilled Pinot Grigio' actually rhymes."
Tags:pirate, pirates, yarr, peg leg, peg legs, hook, hooks, hook hand, pirate captain, amputate, amputations, half and half, half, halfs, limbs, blown off, blown-off, missing limb, missing limbs, body bits, limb, loss of limb, amputated, pirate captain, play on words, word play, word-play, pirate ship, pirateer, privateer, privateers, buccaneer, buccaneers, rhyme, rhymes, sea shanty, sing, singing, song, songs, masculinity, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, preference
"I lost it in a legal minefield."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, peg leg, peg legs, amputees, battle scar, battle scars, minefield, minefields, legal minefield, legal minefields, dangerous job, dangerous jobs, the law, changes in the law, legal loophole, legal loopholes, legal representation, loophole, loopholes, difficult job, difficult jobs, war story, war stories
"I know. But you can't choose who you love."
'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'
"Half of me loves being a pirate, and half of me regrets it."
Tags:pirate, pirates, yarr, peg leg, peg legs, hook, hooks, hook hand, pirate captain, amputate, amputations, half and half, half, halfs, limbs, blown off, blown-off, missing limb, missing limbs, body bits, limb, loss of limb, amputated, pirate captain, play on words, word play, word-play, pirate ship, pirateer, privateer, privateers, buccaneer, buccaneers, career, careers, career choice, career choices, career change, change career
Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure
Tags:animal, animals, squirrel, squirrels, pirate, pirates, dig, digging, hole, holes, search, searching, buried, bury, treasure, buried treasure, x marks the spot, x-marks-the-spot, map, maps, treasure map, treasure maps, hunting, hunt, searching, search, looking, look, captain, captains, eye patch, eye patches, peg leg, peg legs, shovel, shovels, shoveling, shovelling, park, parks, hook, hooks, strange, unusual
'I'm getting too old for this pirate business, Tom.'
'Boy, you're lucky it's the same leg as last time...'
'You call that a firecracker?'
A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.
'Restless Peg Syndrome.'
"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."
Career Advisor: 'I wish you'd come to me sooner!'
Pirates double up as a scratching post.
"So there you were, trapped in a no-future job."
Tags:wolf, wolves, chat show, chat shows, talk show, talk shows, interview, interviews, pegleg, peglegs, peg leg, peg legs, missing leg, missing legs, pirate, priates, amputees, no future job, no future jobs, no-future job, no-future jobs, dead end job, dead end jobs, dead-end job, dead-end jobs, lucky, lucky escpae, lucky escapes
"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."
A pirate skates on the ice with a modified wooden leg.
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, privateer, privateers, buccaneer, buccaneers, peg-leg, peg-legs, peg legs, eye-patch, eye-patches, ice skate, ice skates, prosthetic limb, prosthetic limbs, artificial limb, artificial limbs, peg leg, eye patch, sailors, legends, skates, ice skates, ice skating, winter sports
Pirate Medicine and Pirate Carpentry
"Shake yer booty!"
Tags:pirates, pirates, pirate speak, pirate speaks, piratespeak, disco, disco song, disco songs, dance music, treasure, treasures, buried treasure, treasure chest, treasure chests, pirate booty, shake, shakes, shaking, shaker, shakers, dance, dances, dancing, twerk, twerks, twerking, peg leg, peg legs, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patches
Pirates playing pegsie.
'Give it to me straight, doctor - is it Dutch Elm Disease?
'Blimey. You're right. Happens every time I get dressed in the dark.'