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"One day, I will catch the koi fish that nibbled my left leg."
A pirate in a pinstripe suit makes someone walk the plank
"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."
"So there you were, trapped in a no-future job."
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Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.
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"If ye must know, I became this way after me mutinous crew marooned me for seven years on a dessert aisle."
Tags:dessert, desserts, desert isle, dessert aisle, pun, puns, homonym, homonyms, heteronym, heteronyms, maroon, maroons, marooned, marooning, pirate, pirate, pirate captain, pirate captains, mutiny, mutinies, mutineers, mutineer, overeating, overeat, overeats, obese, obesity, overweight, fat shame, fat shames, castaway, castaways, lost at sea, peg leg, peg legs, pegleg, peglegs
"I like how you succeed, despite your disabilities!"
Tags:disability, disabilities, disabled, pirate, pirates, peg leg, peg legs, pegleg, peglegs, peg-leg, peg-legs, pirate captain, pirate captains, piracy, successful, successes, hook, hooks, amputees, amputations, success story, success stories, buccaneer, buccaneers, privateer, privateers, treasure, treasures, overcoming, adversity
'You two gun Billy one leg the bandit?'
"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"
Tags:product piracy, product pirate, product pirates, brand piracy, brand pirate, brand pirates, ecommerce, e-commerce, online retail, online retailer, online retailers, fake, fakes, victim, victims, corporate branding, parrot, parrots, rabbit, rabbits, pirate, pirates, pegleg, peglegs, peg leg, peg legs
Which was the false leg, even to this day is still a closely guarded secret.
Doctor testing reflexes of a pirate as his peg leg flies off.
'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'
'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'
"Damned fine divorce lawyer you turned out to be - when you said I'd have to give her half of everything, I never thought for one minute..."
"Somebody get those damn beavers off this boat!"