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Daily Affirmations: 'You can succeed!! You are a Peli-'CAN' not a peli-can't.'
"Be honest – is my pouch starting to sag?"
"Tell your mother I'm going out for cigarettes."
"Do you think he believed we have a dog?"
'I wish you wouldn't talk with your mouth full!'
'It was cheaper and less painful than a Gastric Band procedure...'
'I have a complaint about my bill.'
"PSSST! Check out THIS old bag!"
A pelican with a pipe leading from his large bill to his stomach.
'When you said you would foot the bil for me, I had no idea...'
'I'm not going out for lunch. I packed one today.'
'Frank still isn't here! I swear, if he calls off today and we have to cover his post again...'
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"That's an anchovy. Anchovies are frequently found on ceasar salads."
'Looks like Helen had some work done.'
Angry Pelican Rides
"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"
Safe Water, $1
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"Obviously, I'm adopted..."
'That's no banana....that's my nose.'
'Pass this down, please.'
'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'
'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'
Fast Food Fly-Thru