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"Will I be penalized for not having health insurance if I'm young and I'm actually invincible?"
Tags:health insurance, mandate, mandates, healthcare mandate, healthcare, obamacare, repeal, repeals, repealing, tax, taxes, taxing, penalty, penalties, superhero, superheroes, liability, liabilities, insurance company, insurance companies, tax day, tax days, tax season, paying taxes, american healthcare
"This is so unexpected – I didn't even prepare a speech."
Tags:speeding ticket, speeding tickings, parking ticket, parking tickets, fine, fines, penalty, penalties, traffic police, traffic cops, traffic cop, awards ceremonies, award ceremony, winning an award, l.a., la, los angeles, hollywood, thespian, thespians, actor, actors, actress, actresses, unexpected, surprise, surprising, surprises
"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, hazard, hazards, water, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, golf course, golf courses, excalibur, king arthur, lady of the lake, camelot, arthurian, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, nimue, sorceress, sorceresses, enchantress, enchantresses, magic, mystical, magical, penalty, penalties, punishment, punishments, death, penalty stroke, penalty strokes, threat, threats, threatening, stroke, strokes, score, scores
'What? ... Oh, come on, ref! I barely pressured him!'
'You never did say you were sorry.'
Tags:hockey, ice hockey, penalty box, penalty boxes, penalty, penalties, penalise, penalises, sorry, apology, apologies, apologise, apologises, foul, fouls, fouling, fouled, bitter, bitterness, fisticuffs, fight, fights, fighting, fought, punch up, punch ups, opposition, player, players, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"It's O.K. to admit that the sanctions are taking their toll."
Tags:king, kings, royalty, royal, royals, sanction, sanctions, sanctioned, failed economy, failing economy, crimes against humanity, stubborn, stubbornness, determined, determination, penalty, penalties, punishment, punishments, international sanction, international sanctions, multilateral agreement, multilateral agreements, diplomacy, diplomatic, dictatorship, dictatorships
The Insanity Plea.
"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, angry wife, angry wives, anger angry, men, man, woman, women, bar, bars, pub, pubs, marriage penalty, marriage tax, penalty, penalties, tax, taxes, punish, punishment, punishments, retribution, revenge, escape, hide, discovered, discover
'Yeah. I used to get a lot of 'timeouts' as a kid, too.'
Tags:ice hockey, hockey, ice hockey player, ice hockey players, hockey player, hockey players, play, playing, played, plays, player, players, timeout, timeouts, time out, time outs, as a kid, penalty box, penalty, penalties, injury, injuries, injured, fight, fights, fighting, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I don't know what gets into me around the holidays.'
Tags:hockey, ice hockey, ice hockey player, ice hockey players, hockey player, hockey players, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, fought, aggressive, penalty, penalties, penalty box, holidays, holiday, vacations, vacation, dont know what gets into me, angry, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'It was all ball!'
Tags:sumo, sumos, sumo wrestler, sumo wrestlers, japan, japanese, basketball, foul, fouls, fouling, fouled, fouler, penalty, penalties, ref, refs, referee, referees, umpire, umpires, rule, rules, rule breaker, rule breakers, breaking rules, body check, body checks, body checking, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.
'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'
Tags:ice hockey, ice hockey player, ice hockey players, ice, winter sport, winter sports, hockey, hockey player, hockey players, penalty box, penalty, penalties, foul, fouls, fouled, mother, mom, mum, moms, mums, mothers, one more minute, telling off, told off, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Personal foul. On the defense. Plucking the passer.'
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, bird, birds, football, american football, footballer, footballers, ref, refs, referee, referees, umpire, umpires, foul, fouls, fouling, fouled, fouler, foulers, penalty, penalties, pluck, plucks, plucking, plucked, plucker, feather, feathers, defense, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
To err is human and subject to penalty
Your library book is overdue.
"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."
Tags:overcelebrating, overcelebration, excessive, excessive celebrating, unsportsmanlike, unsportsmanlike conduct, football, american football, sport, sports, professional sports, sports team, celebrate, celebration, celebrations, celebrating, ridiculous, out of hand, over the top, exaggerated, exaggerate, touchdown, touchdowns, score, scored, scoring, win, winner, winners, winning, success, successful, referee, referees, refs, player, players, team, teams, penalty, penalties
'Shall we talk about your unacceptable behavior or shall we go directly to the penalty phase?'
"It's from the IRS. It seems we were three dollars off on our 1983 tax return. They want fines and penalties totalling $11,000!"
'Why don't you just pick the golfball and take the penalty!'
Decisions a Pope makes
"Nothing in here about earthquakes. Your ball moved so there's a penalty stroke."
Tags:golf, golfs, golfing, golfer, golfers, links, putt, putts, putting, difficult lie, difficult lies, penalty, penalties, penalty stroke, penalty strokes, golf ball, golf balls, earthquake, earthquakes, rule, rules, rulebook, rulebooks, rule book, rule books, strict adherence, strictly adhere, strictly adheres, stroke, strokes, technicality, technicalities
"We can strike the clause that allows us to take your firstborn male child if you miss a payment. It's really just in there because people expect it to be."
Tags:loan department, loan departments, loan, loans, debt, debts, loan contract, loan contracts, borrower, borrowers, lender, lenders, loan officer, loan officers, loan applicant, loan applicants, loan application, loan applications, loan repayment, loan repayments, firstborn, firstborns, first born, first child, penalty, penalties, banker, bankers, bank, banks
"I'm practising my dropping."
"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"