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"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"
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How's my absolution! (800)-HAIL MARY
"For your penance say five 'our fathers' and five 'hail Marys'. Thank you for sharing that with me."
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"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."
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"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."
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"I got a real tough penance from the priest. He told me to do a decade of the rosary. The good news is I only have one more year to go."
"Is it true that my client was forced to say twenty Hail Marys after you coerced a false confession from him?"
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Jeff gives it up for Lent.
'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'
"What - no alcohol, no women, no swearing? I want you to say 950 prayers as punishment for wasting your life!"
"As a living space, it's positively nightmarish, but the acoustics are quite good."
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'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'
'The hair shirt is sufficient. You don't have to shave with a hedgehog.'
Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'
"Father Clarkson is 'old school' in assigning penances."
"My client's offer is five Hail Marys."
"So it's ten hail Marys minus a twenty percent trade discount."