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"He stayed sharp right up until the end."
'C'mon get it straight.'
'...and right after scissors comes first aid kit.'
"You have some Wite-Out on your nose."
"There have been a lot of mistakes in my life."
'You're not very sharp, are you?'
'You're only allowed a pencil set until your probationary period is over.'
#2 pencil parent is a #2 dad.
"What a party ... it's filled with back-to-school supplies."
'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'
'I would've done better on that test if I'd gotten to school with my calculator instead of the remote control.'
'You can't tell me what to do! You're not my 'ruler'! Heck, you're not even my real dad!'
"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"
'Do you have a pencil I can borrow? I'm out of ink.'
"2B or not 2B?"
'The teacher told us to bring a pencil to class tomorrow. What's a pencil?'
Cow pencil fly rubber.
'How would you describe yourself?'
'Can I borrow your ruler?'
'That's where you're wrong, I did remember the compass, though I don't know what you'll use it for...'
'I don't know what I would do if I didn't have you to sort my head out.'
Biro Winter Warm-Ups.
"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"
"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."