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"For your penance say five 'our fathers' and five 'hail Marys'. Thank you for sharing that with me."
'Knowing what you know now, what would you do differently if you could do it all over again?'
"You've got your hairshirt on inside-out, Brother Michael..."
"I wish I could believe that you're really, really sorry."
"I got a real tough penance from the priest. He told me to do a decade of the rosary. The good news is I only have one more year to go."
"Patrick Donovan! It was ten Hail Mary's I was sayin'...not bloody mary's!"
'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'
'Put it in writing!'
Repent Ys Who Has Sinned Against ME!
'We need two signatures and a Hail Mary for every check we write over $10,000.'
"My client's offer is five Hail Marys."