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"I know it's just a game, sweetie, but our entire gender's political survival hinges on the outcome."
"You don't have a weak chin, dear. You have a confident overbite."
Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.
"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."
'By day career woman, by night captain of the pep club!'
'Remember - focus - nothing fancy - just get in there and get the job done.'
'And remember, no layaways, personal checks or terrorizing the villagers.'
'What are you talking about!? You're gorgeous!'
'Give them hell, dear - don't forget you're numero uno!'
'It'll get better, Vinny - my marriages always have a bad first quarter.'
'Thanks for the peptalk, Self-esteem Man!'
'Why do you always have your pep talks last thing on Fridays?' - 'I never get any arguments at that time.'
"You can do it!"
"Being a white male, your main challenge growing up will be coping with acceptance."
"Just remember, Daddy loves you even though you're a loser."