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"Mmmm .... I love when you wear pepper spray."
No one liked working the red-eye shift.
"Fresh pepper spray?"
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"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."
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"Pepper spray, Madam?"
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"Gee, you smell good. What are you wearing?" "Pepper spray."
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'It's so nice to be able to mace time each other.'
"Fresh pepper spray?"
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The Homework and Brussels Sprouts Protests: '...Ever notice how there's never a cop with pepper spray around when you really want one?'
'I hope you like it. I got the last one. . . Pepper spray. I had to fight off an older couple for it. They went down like a sack of dirt.'
"Wow, dearie, did you miss the action! A wolf was bugging me, so I gave him a shot of Mace, karated him, and called the fuzz."
'Check out this new app. It tells me what to say when I'm on a date.'
The Urban Utility Belt
'we tried everything to stop him from sacking our quarterback: double teams,triple teams... nothing worked.
Woman with CS Gas while man watches football - "This is for if there's any crowd trouble."
'Directions? You just wanted directions?'
'... And if pepper spray has no effect and he continues to argue the call, slap him with a technical foul.'
Tags:bad call, bad calls, ref, refs, referee, referees, basketball referee, basketball referees, basketball official, basketball officials, national basketball league, rule, rules, regulation, regulations, nbl, pepper spray, pepper sprays, technical foul, technical fouls, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Directions? You just wanted directions?"
'I was toast, man. He spun and drove down the baseline right for the hoop. Thank goodness for pepper spray.'
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New Improved Blitz Spray� The No, 1 non-lethal defense against a pass rush
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'Personal foul! Pepper spray before the ball is snapped!!'
'I don't care what everyone else is doing, Mr. Wilson, in my courtroom we don't use pepper spray.'
"It's been a wonderful evening, Fred -- Please don't spoil it by making me squirt you with pepper spray."
'Your message was unclear.'