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"Cross-training Larry, cross-training. Don't you read your emails?"
"Seriously, who is it?"
"I prefer to sit. Perching is so overrated."
'Hey, not on the obituaries! Show some respect!'
'No, I didn't say I WANT a cracker. I said I'm GOING crackers from sitting on this perch day after day, month after month, year after year!'
'This perch keeps dropping more and more. It's really irritating!'
'I wood go back to perching - not planking.'
The Parrot was proud to have mastered the human tongue,,,never suspecting that he actually lived with idiots,
'I'm going to fall off my perch again. Anything to kill the boredom!'
Pole vaulter sees birds sitting on crossbar.
"How's the perch?"
"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out, he's been a good bird."
Big bird atop 18th hole flag on golf course.
'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'
Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.
Birds sitting on aerial, one says to the other; 'I hear they're going to cable.'
"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"
"How come you got an offer to do commercials and I didn't?"
'I'm a bit worried about their obsession with Wireless Technology: Soon, we may have nowhere to perch...'
'Excuse me, but you're in my spot.'
'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'
'Have you been eating fermented birdseed again?'
'Forget it, I'm not good at parallel parking.'
'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'