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"Cross-training Larry, cross-training. Don't you read your emails?"
"I prefer to sit. Perching is so overrated."
'No, I didn't say I WANT a cracker. I said I'm GOING crackers from sitting on this perch day after day, month after month, year after year!'
'This perch keeps dropping more and more. It's really irritating!'
'I wood go back to perching - not planking.'
The Parrot was proud to have mastered the human tongue,,,never suspecting that he actually lived with idiots,
'I'm going to fall off my perch again. Anything to kill the boredom!'
Pole vaulter sees birds sitting on crossbar.
"How's the perch?"
Big bird atop 18th hole flag on golf course.
'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'
"How come you got an offer to do commercials and I didn't?"
"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"
'I'm a bit worried about their obsession with Wireless Technology: Soon, we may have nowhere to perch...'
'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'
'Have you been eating fermented birdseed again?'
'If ever you need a shoulder...'
'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'
'Rodney, you're not feeling well?'
'This is what happens when you have short arms!'
'So anyway, I said to this bird...'
'You reek of crackers.'
'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'
Bird tells upside-down bird, you need to work on your grip.