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Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Last one, Joe...I promised myself I'd only marry the man who could correctly finish this sentence...The perfect man is...'
'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'
'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'
'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'
Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.
"9:35. Oh, good. My life is right on schedule."
Valentines for Real Estate
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"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"
Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.
"You're imperfect just the way you are."
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'An inconvenient truth meets an all-too convenient one.
Recipes from Second-Rate Mom Magazine
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'My future resolution? I want to stay perfect!'
"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."
"My god she is perfect!"
"Apparently, too much of a good thing is a bad thing."
"I'm so glad I found you. You're the woman I've been waiting for!"
Sometimes a desire for excellence needs to be tempered somewhat.
"I'm looking for something slightly more perfect."
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It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.
"The 'bluebird of this is as good as it gets'? really?"
"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."
"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."
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"I was hoping a booger would show up!"
Your perfectionism is starting to get on my nerves.