Perfect Man Cartoons and Comics

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Last one, Joe...I promised myself I'd only marry the man who could correctly finish this sentence...The perfect man is...'

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'

"He's exactly the kind of man I've always wanted to change."

Introducing Super-Man

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Men. After shelling out for flowers, dinner and a movie, they all expect the same thing: a refund.

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anit-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'Flowers, dinner, and a movie, and that's my last offer!'

I think we're on the same wave length.

Mr. Perfect

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

"I like him but Joe would prefour our relationship to remain a stalker/stalkee one for the time being."

'I think he's getting serious about me -- he bookmarked my website!'

'He's the perfect man. He never interrupts me, and he's a great listener.'

'By the way, I usually sneeze in twos. So that's another interesting thing about me.'

'And another thing is he thinks 11:11:11 is a cooler time than 12:34:56, I mean 11:11:11... could he be any more trite?'

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

To help his date recognize him from their online chats, Burt wore his PC monitor helmet.

'I'd like to meet a girl--', 'Oh, a homophobe, eh?'

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

'I just think we should be together'.

"I dreamed of a loving man with style, humor and brain-power...but so what...a lot of money isn't that bad."

"My ideal guy would be someone to workshop with. He'd work and I'd shop!"