Perfect Man Cartoons and Comics

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Last one, Joe...I promised myself I'd only marry the man who could correctly finish this sentence...The perfect man is...'

Artist:
Miller, Wiley
Search ID:
wmi100109
High Res:
1900x2462 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
perfect, perfection, perfect man, romance, romances, oxymoron, oxymorons, engagement, engagements, proposal, proposals, true love, perfect men, test, tests, questionnaire, questionnaires, romance, romances, pass, gender differences, non sequitur

'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'

Artist:
Guy & Rodd
Search ID:
gra050528
High Res:
1900x2269 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
long walk on the beach, long walks on the beach, perfect match, perfect matches, couple, couples, match, matches, dream girl, dream girls, dream man, dream men, perfect man, perfect men, perfect woman, first date, first dates, brevity, brevity

Introducing Super-Man

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC138425
High Res:
2990x2976 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
super, supers, super-man, manly, manliness, expectation, expectations, masculine, masculinity, fix it, fix, fixes, fixing, fuse box, fuse boxes, ideal man, ideal person, ideal people, fantasy, fantasies, do it yourself, husband, husbands, ideal husband, ideal husbands, educated, well-educated, perfect person, perfect people, perfection, perfect man, perfect men

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Artist:
Baldwin, Mike
Search ID:
mban1450
High Res:
1582x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
genetic engineering, gene, genes, genetic research, perfect, perfect man, perfect men, scientist, scientists, clone, clones, cloned, researching, researcher, researchers, cloning, research, humans, perfection, flawed, race, nobodys perfect, nobody's perfect

Men. After shelling out for flowers, dinner and a movie, they all expect the same thing: a refund.

Artist:
Baldwin, Mike
Search ID:
mban2641
High Res:
1808x2103 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
couple, couples, match, matches, dream girl, dream girls, dream man, dream men, perfect man, perfect men, perfect woman, bad date, bad dates, refund, refunds, put out, putting out, put-out, putting-out

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anit-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

Artist:
Farris, Joseph
Search ID:
jfa1260
High Res:
2392x2999 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
aging, nutrient, nutrients, old woman, old women, perfect match, perfect matches, couple, couples, match, matches, dream girl, dream girls, dream man, dream men, perfect man, perfect men, perfect woman, first date, first dates, secret, secrets, beauty secret, beauty secrets

'Flowers, dinner, and a movie, and that's my last offer!'

Artist:
Baloo -Rex May-
Search ID:
rman1744
High Res:
1875x2133 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dating agency, dating agencies, perfect match, perfect matches, couple, couples, match, matches, dream girl, dream girls, dream man, dream men, perfect man, perfect men, perfect woman, negotiate, negotiates, negotiation, negotiating, final offer, offers, first date

Mr. Perfect

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC140018
High Res:
3055x2868 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ideal man, ideal men, ideal, ideals, perfect, perfection, perfect man, perfect men, praying mantis, praying mantises, mantis, mantises, insect, insects, mate, mates, mating, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, man-eater, man-eaters, man-eating, eat, eats, eating, chew, chews, chewing, animal kingdom

I think we're on the same wave length.

Artist:
Flanagan, Mike
Search ID:
mfln1689
High Res:
1800x1199 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
conversation, conversations, wave length, surf, surfs, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, waves, perfect match, perfect matches, couple, couples, match, matches, dream girl, dream girls, dream man, dream men, perfect man, perfect men, perfect woman, first date, first dates

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

Artist:
Love, Jason
Search ID:
jlvn1563
High Res:
1300x1445 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
perfect match, perfect matches, couple, couples, match, matches, dream girl, dream girls, dream man, dream men, perfect man, perfect men, perfect woman, first date, first dates, computer dating, dating online, internet dating, chatting online

"I like him but Joe would prefour our relationship to remain a stalker/stalkee one for the time being."

Artist:
Naf
Search ID:
amcn38
High Res:
1772x2362 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
stalker, stalkers, stalking, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, couple, couples, match, matches, dream girl, dream girls, dream man, dream men, perfect man, perfect men, perfect woman, bad date, bad dates

'I think he's getting serious about me -- he bookmarked my website!'

Artist:
Baloo -Rex May-
Search ID:
rman3961
High Res:
2100x2700 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
perfect match, perfect matches, couple, couples, match, matches, dream girl, dream girls, dream man, dream men, perfect man, perfect men, perfect woman, getting serious, website, websites, bookmark, bookmarked

'He's the perfect man. He never interrupts me, and he's a great listener.'

Artist:
Reynolds, Dan
Search ID:
dren926
High Res:
1500x2100 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
halloween, pumpkin, pumpkins, jack-o-lantern, jack o lantern, jack 'o' lantern, married life, married couple, married couples, perfect men, perfect man, love life, silence, reynolds unwrapped, halloween decorations, halloween decoration

'By the way, I usually sneeze in twos. So that's another interesting thing about me.'

Artist:
Guy & Rodd
Search ID:
gra050725
High Res:
1900x2269 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sneeze, sneezes, sneezing, sneezed, interesting, fact, facts, getting to know, dating agency, dating agencies, perfect match, perfect matches, couple, couples, match, matches, dream girl, dream girls, dream man, dream men, perfect man, perfect men, perfect woman, first date, brevity, brevity

'And another thing is he thinks 11:11:11 is a cooler time than 12:34:56, I mean 11:11:11... could he be any more trite?'

Artist:
Guy & Rodd
Search ID:
gra050712
High Res:
1900x2269 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
time, times, perfect match, perfect matches, couple, couples, match, matches, dream girl, dream girls, dream man, dream men, perfect man, perfect men, perfect  woman, first date, first dates, trite, brevity, brevity

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

Artist:
Guy & Rodd
Search ID:
gra050214
High Res:
1900x2269 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, perfect match, perfect matches, couple, couples, dream girl, dream girls, dream man, dream men, perfect man, perfect men, perfect woman, freckle, freckles, brevity, romance, romantic, romantics, romances, stupidity, intelligence, brevity

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Artist:
Guy & Rodd
Search ID:
gra050617
High Res:
1900x2269 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bad boy, bad boys, distant, planet, planets, moon, moons, perfect match, perfect matches, couple, couples, match, matches, dream girl, dream girls, dream man, dream men, perfect man, perfect men, perfect woman, first date, first dates, brevity, brevity

To help his date recognize him from their online chats, Burt wore his PC monitor helmet.

Artist:
McPherson, John
Search ID:
jmp060926
High Res:
1900x2500 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dating agency, dating agencies, perfect match, perfect matches, couple, couples, match, matches, dream girl, dream girls, dream man, dream men, perfect man, perfect men, perfect woman, first date, first dates, computer dating, dating online, internet dating, close to home

'I'd like to meet a girl--', 'Oh, a homophobe, eh?'

Artist:
Baloo -Rex May-
Search ID:
rman2853
High Res:
2100x2376 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
homophobe, homosexuality, homophobic, homophobics, dating agency, dating agencies, perfect match, perfect matches, couple, couples, match, matches, dream girl, dream girls, dream man, dream men, perfect man, perfect men, perfect woman, first date, first dates

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

Artist:
Forsman, Kresten
Search ID:
kfon444
High Res:
1694x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
husband, husbands, wife, wives, perfect man, perfect men, perfect date, perfect dates, dream man, dream men, dream husband, dream husbands, personality, personalities, personality type, personality types, unwavering character, married life, married lives, married couple, married couples

'I just think we should be together'.

Artist:
Salpino, M
Search ID:
msan27
High Res:
1811x1535 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
perfect match, perfect matches, couple, couples, match, matches, dream girl, dream girls, dream man, dream men, perfect man, perfect men, perfect woman, first date, first dates, yin, yang, yin yang, opposite, opposites, attract, attraction, attracted

"I dreamed of a loving man with style, humor and brain-power...but so what...a lot of money isn't that bad."

Artist:
Schley, Karsten
Search ID:
kscn6007
High Res:
2500x2500 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dream man, dream, dreams, perfect man, husband, husbands, wife, wives, boyfriend, boyfriends, boyfriend material, husband material, shallow, shallowness, lover, lovers, golddigger, golddiggers, gold digger, gold diggers, perfect date, perfect dates

"My ideal guy would be someone to workshop with. He'd work and I'd shop!"

Artist:
Lynch, Mark
Search ID:
mlyn3273
High Res:
1800x1805 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
perfect guy, perfect guys, perfect man, perfect men, ideal, ideals, ideal companion, ideal companions, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, shop, shops, shopping, shopping addict, shopping addicts, shopping addiction, shopaholic, shopaholics, work, works, working, workshop, workshops

'An ideal husband fits into the handbag he just gave...'

Artist:
Kamagurka
Search ID:
kamn558
High Res:
1800x1349 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
husband, husbands, wife, wives, designer purse, designer purses, perfect husband, perfect husbands, married life, married lives, handbag, handbags, perfect man, perfection, gold digger, gold diggers, rich husband, rich husbands

'Here's how you'll know for sure. Does he always get dreamy and say it, like 'I l-o-o-o-v-e you,' - or is it just a tossed-off, 'Love ya!?'

Artist:
Sizemore, Jim
Search ID:
jsin683
High Res:
2025x1636 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
romance, romances, romantic, romantics, true love, true loves, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, girlfriends, dating advice, female, friend, friends, lover, lovers, perfect man, the one, relationship advice, relationship problems, trust issues