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'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'
"We make a good couple, judith. You're a woman and I'm not."
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"So far, it seems to be a perfect fit. I'm the yin, and Roger is the money."
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"I love you.''
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'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'
"Of course it will work, Penny. You're post-feminist and I'm post-chauvinist."
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'Looks like they were really meant for each other.'
"What I really like about this relationship is that the italics are always mine."
"That is incredible. Do you know that I, too, want as much as I can get as fast as I can get it?"
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'We complete each other...'
'Hnoey, it's ncie to hvae a rielhastiop wtih smoenoe who can atuclaly utrednsnad me.' 'I konw waht you maen.'
"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."
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"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."
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'Can't be high-maintenance, but she must have class. Economy class.'
"Woman with a past meets a Man with no future."
"Well, I had a lovely evening, but now I've got to hurry up ahead and try to lose you on a side street."
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"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"
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"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."
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Whale Shark Love
"Rick, here, is totally passive, and you always have to be in control, so I thought you might like each other."
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"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."
'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anit-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'
"According to my online dating app I'm a perfect match for you."