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'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'
'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anit-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'
Men. After shelling out for flowers, dinner and a movie, they all expect the same thing: a refund.
'Flowers, dinner, and a movie, and that's my last offer!'
I think we're on the same wave length.
Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.
"I like him but Joe would prefour our relationship to remain a stalker/stalkee one for the time being."
'I think he's getting serious about me -- he bookmarked my website!'
'What?! I like tall women!'
'By the way, I usually sneeze in twos. So that's another interesting thing about me.'
'And another thing is he thinks 11:11:11 is a cooler time than 12:34:56, I mean 11:11:11... could he be any more trite?'
They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,
'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'
To help his date recognize him from their online chats, Burt wore his PC monitor helmet.
'I'd like to meet a girl--', 'Oh, a homophobe, eh?'
'I just think we should be together'.
"What's your idea of the perfect woman?"
'Gosh, Cynthia, I just adore that wistful 'I'd rather be anywhere else but here' look in your eyes whenever we're together!'
'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'
'We are so in sync!'
'Dear there is a man out there for you... avoid him.'
'I'll marry you, but I'm not interested in a long-term relationship.'
'I'll tell you what turns me on... a rising profits chart.'
Boyfriend of the Month.
'He's perfect. We have loads of the same apps.'