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"The next number is also birdsong."
The Great Wall of France
"Remind me—what's scary about a chair?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, lion tamer, lion tamers, animal trainer, animal trainers, trainer, trainers, circus, circuses, chair, chairs, whip, whips, entertainment, show, perform, performance, performances, scary, scared, afraid, fear, threaten, threatening, remind me, reminder
MJX Corporation: Committed to Excellence and Whatnot.
"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"
Tags:performance, performer, performers, talent, talents, talent show, talent shows, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, ventriloquy, voice, voices, puppet, puppets, puppetry, puppet master, puppet masters, act, acting, dead, dying, sick, sickness, ill, illness, poison, poisoning, poisoned, poisons, doctor, doctors, in the house, audience, audiences, alive, come alive
"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."
Tags:effort, efforts, death, deaths, die, dies, deadly, escape, vaudeville, song-and-dance, grim reapers, grim-reapers, grim reaper, grim-reaper, audience, audiences, dying, dies, cheating death, cheats death, performance, performed, barbershop music, barbershop, disappointed, disappointed, fail, failed, effort, efforts
"This one's for me."
Tags:dedication, dedicated, dedicating, song, songs, singer, singers, singing, show, shows, guitarist, guitarists, guitar player, guitar players, guitar playing, singer-songwriter, singer-songwriters, self-satisfaction, self-satisfied, vain, vanity, performer, performance, performances, performing, live show, live shows, busk, busks, busking, busker, buskers
"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."
Performance reviews in Hell.
"Tonight's 'Valkyrie' features actual Norse gods, and takes place in the sky."
Tags:valkyrie, norse, norse legend, norse legends, norse god, norse gods, modern theater, modern theatre, postmodern, postmodernist, authentic, authenticity, myth, myths, norse myth, norse mythology, god, gods, opera, operas, method actor, method actors, method acting, performance, performances, performing
"Bear with me-I put my hat on upside down."
Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band
Tags:musician, musicians, marching band, marching bands, drums, drummers, drummer, band, bands, parade, parades, march, marches, music, parading, performing, performance, unskilled musician, unskilled musicians, onomatopoeia, onomatopoeias, onomatopoeia band, bad band, bad bands, bad musician, bad musicians, missing the point, missed the point, absurd, absurdist
Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."
Tags:public funding, funding, arts, debate, debates, violence, politics, government, governments, congress, national endowment for the arts, politicians, politicians, artist, artists, art, money, finances, financing, controversy, controversies, defunding, controversial, performer, performers, performance, performances, entertainer, entertainers, entertainment, animal, animals, trick, tricks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, horn, horns, circus, music, seal of approval, seals of approval, approved
'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'
Tags:insanity, temporary insanity, piano, grand piano, pianos, grand pianos, pianist, pianists, singer, singers, opera singer, opera singers, insane, upstage, upstaging, perform, performance, performers, starring daggers, angry, anger, angered, annoyed, annoyance, musician, musicians, overshadow, overshadowing, self centered, self centred, self-centred, self-centered, mistake, stupid, stupidity, stealing the thunder, accompanist, accompanists, knowing your place, know your place
"I don't know much about show business, but I do know we're selling more hamburgers."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, service, customer service, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, fast food, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, music, live music, piano, pianos, pianist, pianists, musician, musicians, performer, performers, performance, show, shows, dinner theatre, dinner theater, show business, dancing, dog, dogs, dog trick, dog tricks
"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."
Tags:deer, caught in the headlights, headlight, headlights, freeze, rabbit in the headlights, driver, driving, drives, roadkill, spotlight, freeze in the spotlight, dancer, dancers, entertainer, entertainers, drama, performing, performer, performers, performance, pun, puns, wordplay, play on words, showbiz
Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, canada goose, canada geese, canadian goose, canadian geese, sing, singing, singer, singers, music, vaudeville, performer, performers, performance, performances, audition, auditions, auditioning, director, directors, producer, producers, sign, singing, migration, migrate, famous, star, stars, celeb, celebs, celebrities, celebrity, popular, popularity, northeast, canada, canadian, regional, hedge, hedging, showbiz, show business, stage, stages
"A gentleman would offer his seat."
Tags:old lady, old ladies, old woman, old women, concert, concerts, performance, performer, performers, piano, pianist, pianists, music, musician, musicians, stage, stages, theatre, manners, gentlemen, gentleman, etiquette, chivalry, chivalrous, interruption, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, o.a.p., o.a.p.s, good manners, bad manners
'At this point, I'll ask all of you to follow me to the conference room directly below us!'
Greek Home Theater
Tags:home theater, home theaters, home theatre, home theatres, home theater system, home theater systems, early adopter, early adopters, home theatre system, home theatre systems, greek, greeks, greek theater, greek theaters, greek theatre, greek theatres, amphitheatre, amphitheatres, amphitheater, amphitheaters, home entertainment, home entertainment system, home entertainment systems, performance, performer, performers, actor, actors, play, plays, greek, ancient greece
Man takes a bow in the lamplight
Tags:lamplight, lamp, lamps, streetlight, streetlights, street-light, street-lights, street light, street lights, bow, bows, stagelight, stagelights, stage light, stage lights, stage-light, stage-lights, lamp, lamplight, lamplights, gaslight, gaslights, bowing, performance, performances, performer, performers, theatrical, limelight, limelights, seeking the limelight
"He's Pulled Out The HR File! This Is It Folks, The Atomic Performance Review!"
Tags:hr, h r, human resources, human resource, manilla, manila, manilla folder, manager, managers, supervisor, supervisors, management, upper management, performance, performance review, wrestle, wrestles, wrestlers, wrestling move, special move, finisher, finishing move, wrestling, wrestler, metaphor, metaphorical, death by, death by paperwork, paperwork, wrestling ring, offices, office work, admin, employee, employees