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"I always thought Laura's interest in kick-boxing was purely recreational."
"I don't know if he's a vandal or a performance artist."
'Looks like that Russian artist's scrotum nailed to the cobbles in Red Square.'
For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.
Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.
He's practising for his slot standing on the plinth not saying anything next October
'Is he the performance artist?' 'Yes, but he MAY be on a tea break.'
'No problem -- instead of thinking of yourself as a klutz, think of yourself as a performance artist!'
A bloke went up with a rope, and disappeared.
'Did you order an invisible box?'
WHEREVER THERE IS REAL DANGER THE ATOMIC MIME LEAPS INTO PRETEND ACTION
A mime uses invisible box cleaner to clean his invisible box.