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"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."
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Performance reviews in Hell.
Lester crosses that very fine line separating cost accounting from performance art...
'Is there a healthcare representative in the house?!'
Sales chart plummets into employees head.
"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"
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Centaur had spots painted on him so he can play a cow.
Seal wondering whether it will ever get the trick right.
'Why are they all staring at me?'
'I'll let your people go as soon as they've performed their community service.'
'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'
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Piano eight hands.
'Leader, shmeader... We came here to see Lady Gaga.'
'Here's a little blues song I wrote about lost tax loopholes and lost entitlements.'
'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'
'Past performance is no guarantee of future results.'
Seal living on the street, begging for fish.
Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.
'The most important thing, Seymour, is not to let all the performing cats and dogs on the internet intimidate you.'
A couple watch a mime on TV surrounded by mimes.
'I hate these annual performance reviews!'