Performing Arts Cartoons and Comics

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"Coughing, or non-coughing?"

Touch Gig

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Dancing School

Mime tip #37: The noisy upstairs neighbors won't hear your invisible broom knocking.

'My previous school only had a single-decker walking bus.'

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

Pipe Dream.

Ventriloquism For Beginners

'Tom thought the meetings might be more interesting if he 'performed' his report.'

After Hours At Lincoln Center

'This next song is about how dreams really can come true.'

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

Janitor at a Music School

'How do you amass $100,000 worth of student loans by going to clown college?'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'His mute button must be stuck.'

'RADA? Take a sweeping left here, a dramatic right at the road-works and it's stage left at the lights, luvvie.'

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

Man holding classic theater masks

School of mime has notice on board: 'No talking in class.'

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre