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Performance reviews in Hell.
"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."
Tags:show and tell, show-and-tell, elementary school, elementary schools, pre-school, pre-schools, primary school, primary show, crush, crushes, public speaker, public speakers, public speaking, perform, performs, performance, performances, controversy, controversial, kid, kids, childhood, compliment, compliments, complimentary, speech, speeches
'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'
Tags:seal, seals, perform, performs, performance, performances, musical concert, concerts, concert, gig, gigs, audience, audiences, crowd, crowds, horn, horns, honk, honks, honked, honking, unexpected, surprise, surprises, surprised, unanticipated, unwanted, disappointed, disappointing, close to home
With his illustrious career in the circus over, Alfonzo the Great settled into a job with the New England Power Company.
Tags:circus, circuses, act, acts, actor, actors, perform, performs, performance, performances, performer, performers, tight rope, tight ropes, walk, walks, walker, walkers, balance, balances, balancing, balancer, balancers, electrician, electricians, electricity, electrics, wire, wires, close to home
Lester crosses that very fine line separating cost accounting from performance art...
"I find it hard to perform in these market conditions."
Sales chart plummets into employees head.
"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"
Tags:music, concert, musician, performance, tour, concert tour, air guitar, guitar, musical instrument, invisible guitar, absurd, absurdism, absurdist, absurdists, air guitars, air guitarist, air guitarists, smash, smashes, smashing, guitars, guitarist, guitarists, musician, musicians, musical instruments, perform, performs, reuse, reusing, conserve, conserves, conserving
"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."
Tags:scots, scottish, plaid, tartan, tartans, kilt, kilts, blues, blues, blues musician, blues musicians, play the blues, playing the blues, perform, performs, performance, performances, music, musician, musicians, live, club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, night club, night clubs, song parody, song parodies, bad feeling, bad feelings, discomfort, puns, pun
"No no - play dead. What you're doing is indicating."
Tags:possum, possums, opossum, opossums, marsupial, marsupials, play, plays, playing, dead, indicate, indicating, act, actor, actors, actress, actresses, acting, acting school, acting schools, acting coach, acting coaches, acting class, acting classes, perform, performs, performance, performance, direct, directing, director, directors, coach, coaches, instructor, instructors, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critiquing
'His BACH is worse than his bite.'
"But seriously, folks..."
'Oh no, it's a funny tern.'
Tags:tern, terns, funny turn, funny turns, faint, faints, fainting, fainted, pass out, passing out, passes out, bird, birds, waterfowl, ornithology, ornithologist, ornithologists, arctic tern, arctic terns, sea tern, sea terns, comedian, comedians, stand-up, stand-ups, stand-up comedy, nest, nests, nesting, perform, performs, performance, performances
'Your entire performance review is based on what you do in the next thirty seconds...go!'
A pair of mimes mimic working hard.
Centaur had spots painted on him so he can play a cow.
'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'
Seal wondering whether it will ever get the trick right.
"Glady, National Geographic is gone! Break out the beef jerky again!"
Tags:wildlife, wildlife photographer, wildlife photographers, play to the camera, playing to the camera, perform, performs, performing, performance, performances, eat, eats, lion, lions, predator, predators, prey, beef jerky, front, fronts, fronting, nature program, nature programs, nature show, nature shows, nature documentary, nature documentaries, natural world, magazine, magazines
Cats watch mice in a theatre
American Idol auditions hit a legal snag.
Tags:american idol, sing, sings, singing, singer, singers, sang, audition, auditions, auditioned, auditioning, perform, performs, performing, performer, performers, performance, performances, fruit, fruits, maranda, carmen miranda, legal snag, legal snags, right, rights, silent, silencethe flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Unbeknownst to her audience, the 'babies' that nurse Burhans was juggling were dolls.
With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
The solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.
Tags:drug, drugs, perform, performs, performance, performances, performer, performers, enhance, enhances, enhancing, substance, substances, banned, ban, band, illegal, cheat, cheating, cheats, cheater, cheaters, locker, lockers, solitude, solidarity, bean, beans, farm, farming, ballplayer, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'All right you're on... Don't break a leg.'