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"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"
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"It may be expensive for fragrance, but it's cheap for aromatherapy."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, expensive perfume, expensive perfumes, modern life, aromatherapy, con, cons, overpriced, overprice, health fad, health fads, beauty product, beauty products, consumer, consumers, consumerism, packaging, beautician, beauticians, feminine beauty ideal, marketing, marketing tactic, false advertising
Scented and Unscented Magazines
Tags:sales, salesperson, salespeople, magazine stand, news stand, advertising, ads, advertisements, magazines, magazine, vendor, vendors, perfume, perfume sample, perfume samples, cologne, cologne sample, cologne samples, scented, unscented, toilet paper, tissues, sanitary products, scents, scent, sections, consumer, consumerism, promotion, promotions, free sample, free samples
If Dogs Made Perfume
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, poodle, poodles, perfume, perfumes, perfume bottle, perfume bottles, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, stink, stinks, stinky, eau de parfum, farts, fart joke, fart jokes, break wind, breaking wind, dog smell, dog smell, smelly dog, smelly dog, stinky dog, stinky dogs
"Denial, by Beverley."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, perfume counter, perfume counters, cologne, colognes, scent, scents, smell, smells, smelling, deny, denies, denying, in denial, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, stay young, stays young, fountain of youth, marketing, marketing angle, marketing angles, marketing gimmick, marketing gimmicks, perfume industry, perfume industries
"I dread to think what would happen if it fell into the hands of an unscrupulous person."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, love potion, love potions, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shop, shops, store, stores, wrong hands, fall into the wrong hands, falling into the wrong hands, fell into the wrong hands, unscrupulous person, unscrupulous, unprincipled, scent, scents, pheromones, pheromone, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons
"These have all been eliminated. She's down to the semifinals."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, perfume counter, perfume counters, beautician, beauticians, competition, competitions, contest, contests, semifinals, semi-finals, elimination, process of elimination, decision making, difficult decision, difficult decisions, difficult customer, difficult customers
"It's that bold new fragrance from Uncle Sam—Misconduct."
"Mmmm .... I love when you wear pepper spray."
"Care To Try Our latest Fragrance"
Tags:hazmat, hazmats, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, gasmask, gas mask, protection, protective, protect, protective suit, fumigate, fumigation, fumigator, department, department store, department stores, dept, dept stores, fragrances, fragrance, sale, sales, salesmen, salesman, hard sell, perfume, perfumery, perfumes, perfumed, perfume counter, counter, store, stores, industrial, industrial equipment, overkill, over kill, over-kill, ott, over the top, trend, trending, trends, trendy, fashionable, fashions
"It's called 'Eau De Sty', by Countess Slopbucket."
"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"
"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, golddigger, golddiggers, gold digger, gold diggers, leverage, financial leverage, bank, banks, banker, bankers, investment banking, investment banker, investment bankers, investment bank, investment banks, investment management, investor, investors, seduction, seductions, seductress
Iowa: the new fragrance
"It's tested by animals on the plains of the Serengeti."
Tags:serengeti, plain, plains, perfume, perfumes, cologne, colognes, animal testing, animal tests, animal rights, animal rights activism, animal rights activists, consumer, consumers, consumerism, perfume counter, perfume counters, natural selection, evolution, evolve, evolves, darwin, charles darwin, darwinian, surival of the fittest, fittest, fitness
'Even if she does say you're turning her hair gray, why don't you get her some nice cologne?'
"It's called 'fear'."
Tags:men, man, woman, women, dogs can smell fear, perfume, perfumes, smell fear, fear, fears, afraid, scared, cologne, colognes, scent, scents, scented, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, mall, malls, department store, department stores
Colognes for Men
Prescription Air Fresheners
"Maybe you recognize me. I'm the really naked guy in those Gianni Versace ads."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, cologne, colognes, sex appeal, clothing ad, clothing ads, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, celebrity, celebrities, minor celebrity, celebrity encounter, celebrity encounters, recognize, recognizes, recognizing, recognition, recognise, recognises, recognising, b-list, c-list
"Gossip by Steve in Accounting - An Alluring new scent you'll want to resist...but can't. Because you have nothing else going on."
Tags:office, offices, office life, office gossip, gossip, gossiper, gossipers, rumour, rumor, rumours, rumors, accounting, accountant, accountants, perfume, perfumes, scent, cologne, colognes, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, magazine, magazines, perfume ad, perfume ads
"Is my French really bad or does that bottle not say 'Toilet Water'?"
"I want something that will make me smell thinner."
Tags:weight loss, losing weight, diet, diets, dieting, beauty standards, beauty ideal, feminine beauty ideal, the feminine beauty ideal, gender issues, perfume, perfumes, desperate, desperation, wishful thinking, perfume shop, perfume shops, fragrance, fragrances, self indulgence, self indulgent, self-indulgence, self-indulgent
"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."
"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."