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"Denial, by Beverley."
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"It's that bold new fragrance from Uncle Sam—Misconduct."
"These have all been eliminated. She's down to the semifinals."
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"Care To Try Our latest Fragrance"
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"It's tested by animals on the plains of the Serengeti."
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"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."
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'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'
'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'
"Does she like to smell strange?"
"Do you have anything that says 'I love you, but only because you live in a sanctuary city'?"
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"I'm looking for a fragrance I can wear when my wife's not around."
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"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."
'He'll like this perfume. It has that new car smell.'
'What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?'
'It's about this aftershave you sold me called 'Pied Piper'.'
"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, change, changes, new start, new starts, beautician, beauticians, unhappy, unhappiness, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health problem, mental health problems, middle age, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, depression, depressed, depressive, depressives, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, perfume counter, discomfort, new direction, new directions
"...And it has a pheromone which will make him submissive to you."
'Ooooh, I like that one... it reeks!'
'He will love this cologne. It smells like an undervalued stock.'
"This one might suit you. It's called Oldie But Goodie."
"Why are you returning the 'Midnight Madness'?'"
'This one's called "Makes Men Wild". Got anything that calms men down?'
"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"
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"Evening primrose" "Don't you evening primrose me you sexist pig!"