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"Denial, by Beverley."
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"These have all been eliminated. She's down to the semifinals."
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"It's that bold new fragrance from Uncle Sam—Misconduct."
"It's tested by animals on the plains of the Serengeti."
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"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."
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'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'
'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'
"Does she like to smell strange?"
"Do you have anything that says 'I love you, but only because you live in a sanctuary city'?"
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"I'm looking for a fragrance I can wear when my wife's not around."
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"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."
'He'll like this perfume. It has that new car smell.'
'It's about this aftershave you sold me called 'Pied Piper'.'
'What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?'
"...And it has a pheromone which will make him submissive to you."
'Ooooh, I like that one... it reeks!'
'He will love this cologne. It smells like an undervalued stock.'
"This one might suit you. It's called Oldie But Goodie."
"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"
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"Evening primrose" "Don't you evening primrose me you sexist pig!"
'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'
'Got anything with a little less musk?'
'Something for a woman touching 40... actually she's beating the heck out of it.'
'I'd like something musky enough to make my husband work like a beaver.'
'I have to go to court - do you have anything that smells like community service?'