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"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"
"I want something that will make me smell thinner."
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"It's been tested in a harem."
"Do you have any Nine O'clock Madness? I'm not allowed out past ten."
"Do you have one called 'repent'?"
'Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?'
"Do you have one called date?"
"Whore of Babylon?"
"Why don't we call your mom and ask her the name of the perfume she wears?"
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Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like ass! Doggie perfume.
"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"
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"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."
"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"
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'I need a scent that will make me reek of a semester abroad in Paris without saying a word,'
'Got anything with a little less musk?'
'Do you have 'Allure'?'
'And this one is called 'Scent of the Forest'...!'
'Does this perfume have an antidote?'
'BIGGO PERFUME CO - Back in a phew minutes.'
"I need a new scent."
"It's £50 for something that will drive me wild with passion or £25 for something that will get him to leave you alone so you can binge watch Netflix."
"Your husband loves this one."
"She'll love this perfume. It smells like chocolate."
"Have you got something that smells like a barmaids apron?"