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'if you have to ask how much, you can't afford to influence a candidate.'
"Being a hybrid, I get to have my way with a variety of species, and at the same time I enjoy a healthy tax credit."
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"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."
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"Relax, we're cutting people, not perks."
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"Oh, I love the perks and the power, but, on the other hand, it is an internship."
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Right,so you're looking for someone with magic circle experience in M&A ,litigation and finance with a set of blue chip clients and the freedom to work ANYWHERE...would you like them to walk on water and turn water into wine as well?
"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."
'Of course, we're fully prepared to offer you our comprehensive employee health care package.'
The Couple who Adopted an Adult Child
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'You got your corner office, so now whats your problem?'
"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."
"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."
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"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."
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It was a dead-end job. She was only staying for the palliative care.
"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."
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"You'll bite the bullet, get kicked in the teeth, and be asked to grin and bear it... but dental is included."
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This man is obviously delusional - he thinks he should have a decent job and a good car like the rest of us.
When you made that job offer...you didn't by any chance press 'send all' by mistake did you?
Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.
"And there's no charge for using the minibar."
'I know we said you could have a laptop, but this will have to do until business improves!'
'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'
'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'
"Sure, I hate this job – but I love the built-in cup holder."
'In exchange for my testimony, they gave me a whole new identity - 00761.'