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Rebels without a magic marker
Hairdressing for Bald People
"Do you have anything that will get Magic Marker off a dry erase board?"
"I'm afraid it's worse than just a case of measles....the red marker your son used to put on the spots was a permanent marker!"
"I'm just not sure I'm ready for a permanent relationship."
"It looks like it's been drawn with a Sharpie."
'You are the highlight of my life.'
'Wow. That's a bold move.'
'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'
"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."
"No. Sometimes it's a cheese and tomato sandwich."
"This won't hurt a bit."