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'I have something to tell you, Moses...'
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Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.
'Request permission to approach the bench, Your Honour...'
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A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve
'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'
"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."
"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."
"I disagree with your lifestyle, therefore on God's authority I'm denying your license."
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'Do they have a permit for that thing?'
"Look mister, I have nothing against you being blind. And I'm sure you do have super-human-like sense of smell. However, I'm not going to issue you a driver's license."
'Mother, the other children won't permit me to participate in their activities -- they allege that I have elitist tendencies.'
James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.
'You wouldn't shoot a fellow NRA member, would you?'
"Brightening the lives of passersby without a license, Your Honor."
"Officer Ramsey, Cartoon Cliche Enforcement. Do you have a permit for that last one-liner?"
'The dog sat on the remote and wouldn't let me watch TV.'
"So you need money for municipal bribes to get your pyramids rezoned for cemetery use."
"Talk about Byzantine - try pulling a permit for a flying buttress in this neighborhood."
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"Couldn't get a gun permit."
"I assume you applied for a permit to hold this celebration dinner in the town square?"
'You're in violation of Ordinance KT-25: digging for truffles without a permit.'
'I assume you applied for a permit to hold this celebration dinner in the town square?'
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"I'm not illegal, I am expediting my immigration status."
Cicero the Trampled. . . 'Hold it right there, I'm gonna have to see your parade permit.'