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Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.
Bad Flower Pick Up Lines
'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'
"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."
"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."
"I disagree with your lifestyle, therefore on God's authority I'm denying your license."
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'Do they have a permit for that thing?'
'You wouldn't shoot a fellow NRA member, would you?'
"Brightening the lives of passersby without a license, Your Honor."
James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.
"Officer Ramsey, Cartoon Cliche Enforcement. Do you have a permit for that last one-liner?"
"Talk about Byzantine - try pulling a permit for a flying buttress in this neighborhood."
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"So you need money for municipal bribes to get your pyramids rezoned for cemetery use."
"Couldn't get a gun permit."
"I assume you applied for a permit to hold this celebration dinner in the town square?"
'You're in violation of Ordinance KT-25: digging for truffles without a permit.'
'I assume you applied for a permit to hold this celebration dinner in the town square?'
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"I'm not illegal, I am expediting my immigration status."
Cicero the Trampled. . . 'Hold it right there, I'm gonna have to see your parade permit.'
'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'
'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'
'Sacrifice or not, you still need a burn permit.'
Take a chance - Residents permits.
'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'
'Do you have a permit and safe archery training certificate for that?'