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"My mistake, really. I thought your ad said you were into cross-training."
Tags:cafe, cafes, dating, dates, dated, gender issues, gender stereotype, misread, misreading, mistake, mistakes, cross-training, cross training, training, gym, gyms, gym rat, gym rats, exercise, exercises, fitness, internet, internet dating, drag, ad, ads, personal, personals, finding love, love, lovelorn
"The locket contains a strand of my DNA."
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, gift, gifts, present, presents, jewellery, jewelry, accessory, accessories, necklace, necklaces, locket, lockets, hair, strand, strands, dna, deoxyribonucleic acid, science, genetics, biology, modern romance, modern couple, modern couples, technology, intimate, personal, personalised, personalized
"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, poultry, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, compatibility, chemistry, personal, personals, personal ad, personal ads, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., whole grains, health, food, dirt bath, dirt baths, why did the chicken cross the road, crossing, road, roads, unafraid, brave, courage, courageous, looking for mr. right, love, looking for love, searching for love, soulmate, soulmates
Tags:couple, couples, partner, partners, marriage, married, marries, marry, dating, therapy, therapies, counselling, couples therapy, couples counselling, individual, individuals, individualised, personal, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counsellor, counsellors, argue, argument, separate, separated, together, unusual, odd, different, relationship, relationships
To discourage the sending of personal e-mails at work...
Tags:newspaper, newspapers, news, papers, paper, tabloid, tabloids, backpage, back page, back pages, back pager, back pagers, kid, kids, child, children, family, families, problem, problems, role switch, age, aging, adulthood, adults, parenting, parenthood, mother, mothers, father, fathers, mum, mums, mom, moms, dad, dads, personals, personal, advertise, advertised, print, print media, print-media
"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
Tags:midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, car, cars, catchphrase, ad, ads, advertisements, time, time passes, fast, fleeting
Mouth-Off At The O.K. Corral
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, corral, meta, esteem, self esteem, self-esteem, this town ain't big enough, personal space, space, personal, issue, issues, deep
"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
Tags:penguin, penguins, strange, strange imagery, account, accounts, businessmen, business man, absurd, absurdity, ice, fish, luxuries, personal use, personal, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding, what do you expect, need, needs, want, wants, spend, spending, spent, outgoing, outgoings, department, departmental, departmental plan, plan, plans, planning, accounting, warning, warnings, management, upper management, office politics, rule, rules, necessities, access, accessibility, access needs, access requirements
"I wish my identity weren't so wrapped up with who I am."
"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."
Tags:camera, cameras, surveillance, security camera, security, cctv, being watched, watched, watching, privacy, private, clinic, waiting room, waiting rooms, appointment, appointments, check up, check ups, check-up, check-ups, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, medical professional, medicine, sick, sickness, ill, illness, hurt, hurts, point, point to where, point, show, showing, show me, keep your distance, distance, distant, modern life, digital, digitally, modern world, impersonal, personal, good old days
"Oh yes, I'm thoroughly enjoying my private beach."
Tags:beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, private beach, private beaches, private, personal, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, machine gun, machine guns, gun control, firearms regulation, defence, defense, defending, security, safety, protection, self-defence, self-defense, stand your ground, stand-your-ground, line in the sand, no duty to retreat, taking over, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, greed, greedy, alone
'May I ask what it's in connection with?'
The Man Who Exposed Himself
Tags:saving, savings, secret, secrets, expose, exposed, exposing, flasher, flashers, flashing, 401k, confession, confessions, personal, finance, personal finance, pension, pensions, budget, budgets, budgeting, budgetting, financial, money, save money, saving money, cash, confess, creep, creepy, scare, scared, fear, afraid
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A woman walks into a large building with a sign that reads "A mall of my own".
"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, starter, starters, appetiser, appetisers, appetizer, appetizers, chatty, gossip, gossips, gossiping, tmi, t.m.i., oversharing, personal, complain, complaining, annoying, alimony, divorce, divorces, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage
Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'
"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."
Tags:personal, personal space, space, close, too close, invasion, invasive, patient, patients, psychiatric, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, feelings, feeling, uncomfortable, discomfort, psychology, psychological, emotions, emotional, problems, problem, problem solving, awkward, awkward moment, awkward moments, freud, freudian
"I want a doctor I can relate to, someone who's at least fifteen pounds over his ideal weight."
Tags:overweight, relatable, relatability, doctor, doctors, nutritionist, nutritionists, medical professional, medical professionals, ideal weight, weight loss, diet, diets, dieting, weight gain, middle age, middle aged, beside manner, personal, preference, preferences, unhealthy, extra baggage, dietitian, dietitians, healthy eating, healthy living
Too Much Information
"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, social media, communication, communicate, email, snail mail, mail, letter, letters, writing letters, delayed response, late response, tardy, tardiness, late, delay, delayed, horse, horses, horseback, handwritten, personalized, personalised, personal, hoboken, new jersey, nj, city, cities, country, countryside, mountains, rural, long distance, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, couple, couples, social media, social media post, social media posts, modern life, modern times, letter, letters, writing a letter, writing a letter, loved one, loved ones
' Then he had the nerve to say he likes plump women!'
"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "