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'Aren't you afraid of inaccuracies on your credit report?'
It's Time For You To Start Banking At The First National Artiste Savings & Loan.
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'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'
Dave And His Common-Law Accountant, Phil
Tags:common-law, common-law marriage, common law marriages, common-law partner, common-law partners, accountant, accountants, accounting, modern life, home life, home lives, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, money, penny-pincher, money-driven, finances, personal finances, personal finance
'Shocked? You should be! After all those years of toil and loyal sacrifice, that's your net worth! Wake up, Fido! On Lesson Three, we'll offer tips on planning your financial future!'
The Man Who Exposed Himself
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Your Pizza Dollar
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"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."
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HMRC Self-Assessment - Poor
Who Will Be The Iron Accountant?
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'Apparently, just because we took out a mortgage, the bank now expects us to make some sort of monthly payment.'
'We've got 9 seconds. Explain your life's research on the business cycle and how it applies to the current economy.'
'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'
"I've been selected to pay another electricity bill."
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'I've lost faith in what Warren Buffett says to do, so I'm switching to what Jimmy Buffett says.'
'You can come out now. I promise not to use the word budget again.'
'We were just keeping up with the Joneses. How was I supposed to know the Joneses were keeping up with the Rockefellers?'
'Let's not rush into this investment thing too quickly, Maude. Remember, I've still got 6 payments left on your engagement ring.'
'I'm sending in my quarterly estimated tax payment, but I'm not signing the check. If I have to guess how much I made, let the IRS guess who made it.'
'Look at that; we got a table with the same number as your credit score.'
'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'
"I'd like a new credit card. The thrill is gone from this one."
'No, Dustin, you may not have your allowance in euros.'
"I've consolidated all our bills into one missed payment."
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'Live from Seventh Circuit Bankruptcy Court Field!...'