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'I don't do 'slip and fall,' but if you're ever in need of a good tax attorney...'
"Ambulance chasing is all well and good. But the serious money is in bottom feeding."
'Honey, this personal injury lawyer says that if we act now, he'll also throw in a free slicer and dicer in its own carrying case.'
"A personal injury lawyer whose will stated he wanted one last chase."
Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'
Fearless is the son of a personal injury lawyer
'No, you first.'
Lawyer to client: 'Your slip and fall on ice would have more credibility if you weren't drinking ice tea at the time ... at South Beach.'
Judge: 'I will not have this courtroom be turned into a circus! ... no matter how fun it may be.'
Lawyer to other exiting courtroom: 'The client was such a pain in the neck, we paid out for pain and suffering to his lawyers.'
Secretary to lawyer: 'Ad per the head-on collision settlement, the insurance company is playing chicken.'
Lawyer to client: 'I'm afraid your claim to have chipped a tooth on the Swiss cheese has too many holes in it.'
Three blind mice see personal injury lawyer: 'You've got a water-tight case here.'
Law Firm of Stonado & Stonato - Personal Injury
"I'm not a lawyer. I'm just drafting."
'OK, Mrs. Huber. Why don't you step over here and start trying on some of these, and we'll make your case iron-clad.'
'I called you due to concern than being low man on the totem pole could lead to closed-head injuries.'
'Nice Shot-right into the middle of that foursome of personal injury lawyers...'
'His previous owner was a personal-injury lawyer, which explains why he will play dead, but I can't get him to speak.'
"Did you or did you not, without proper warning, leap upon my client's back, thereby causing him grievous bodily injury?!"
"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"
'Actually I'd like to claim against you. I tripped over your junk mail.'
Law office of GRINDER, PIERCE, PINCHER, CUTTER AND POKE: Personal Injury Specialists.
'Injured on Black Friday? I can help!'