Personal Life Cartoons and Comics

"I've spent so much time with my family that I've started to lose sight of what really matters."

Women after 10 minutes vs men after 10 years.

"I can't remember - do I work at home or do I live at work?"

"Look, call it denial if you like, but I think what goes on in my personal life is none of my own damn business."

"Honey, I'm home."

"Reading the news makes me feel better about the state of my personal life."

"Call Jane."

"I'm afraid my youthful transgressions may already have eliminated any chance for me to be President."

"Adorable, Dobson, but baby pictures will suffice from now on."

"My position is very simple. I prefer not knowing whether a person is gay or Irish."

'Those are the family I'd have if I believed in a Work/Life balance.'

"After working through my vacation, my sick days, and my commute, I'm going into work for some well-deserved down time."

"From now on, this family will be run like a business. When I call your name, you will be assigned a cubicle."

"It's such a bummer, but it looks like I'll have to work for the next thirty or forty years."

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

"They say to choose love over money, but what if my love is money?"

"Y' know, Robert, they say it's unhealthy to bring your work home with you."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"How's this? 'Mr. Walters lives and works in Westbury, Connecticut, with his wife and daughter and two large Old English sheepdogs.' "

"It was terrible....my 5 year old wrote to me asking why I worked so hard and didn't spend more time with her?"

"Is this your way of telling me you need a little 'me time'?"

The Last Husband and Wife Team Hired

"My day job is usually working in equations, but in my free time I enjoy playing games."