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'To approve your loan, I need to know your net worth and your liquidity.'
'Need some money for a facelift, I presume?'
"It's people like you, Mr. Evers, constantly living beyond your means, getting so hopelessly deeper and deeper into debt, to whom our industry owes eternal gratitude."
Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank
'I put money in the stock market and now I don't have any to put in the supermarket.'
A very private money lender
"We Never Say NO!"
"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."
"A high five isn't binding Sir. You still have to sign a loan agreement."
"You don't qualify for a personal loan. I'd offer you some personal advice but you don't qualify for that either."
'Remember when you lent me money and I said I'd never forget you? Well, I'm broke again.'
'And if you don't pay it back we get very personal.'
'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'
'Well, I don't consider these questions embarrassing.'
I'd like to take my two sons to a football match.
Friendly Personal Loans, 'No embarrassing questions.' - "Well, I don't consider these questions embarrassing."
'Your pen, your phone and while you're at it, loan me your car.'
Personal Loans - "I need enough for popcorn or a movie."
"I need enough for popcorn and a movie"
Personal Loans - Plan B
"You made two more bad car loans. Repo guys are cruising our parking lot."
"Apparently, it stands for 'Expect Zilch'!"
"Can I have the ten pounds you borrowed from me?"