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"Ed's a one-issue voter, but he won't tell me what it is."
"I'm a guilt-free right winger, and that's a wonderful thing to be."
"I'd ask you up, Richard, but my roommates and I have a pretty strict 'no-"Times"-twits-in-seersucker' policy."
"It's not enough to say republican any more. You have to be more specific."
"It doesn't really matter who wins the next election, as long as we can keep consuming whatever we want."
The rule of thumb was unspectacular, and consisted mostly of strict new regulations on nail clipping.'
Guess your weight, age or political persuasion.
"Maybe we should start seeing other fiscal conservatives with social consciences."
"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."
"The problem with the left is they never attack people the right don't like."