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Coping with ducks
"I had to stop watching the news - it was making my own problems seem insignificant."
God finds all the prayers of mankind in his spam folder.
'You can't keep sweeping all your personnel problems under the carpet.'
"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."
"I hope watching me run around helplessly in a maze takes your minds off the fact that you're all running around helplessly in your own personal mazes."
"Look, you're not the only one with problems."
'...he's only been in the league one month, and already he's devloped severe personal problems and a deep-rooted hatred of the media.'
The uncomfortable staff lounge.
'Excellent presentation Henderson, but I'd appreciate it if you'd leave your personal problems at home.' (Graph shows 'My marriage').
Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.
"When I said you could bring your problems to me at anytime - I meant at the office."
'...You have notoriously dull problems.'
"Things are fine... I'm not complaining. Anyway, when I complain, people either don't listen...or they're happy to hear I have problems."
We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues.
'Sorry I'm late but my Mom and Dad had a fight and I had to referee.'
Nurse's Aide Station
"Before deplaning, please double check the overhead bins and your surrounding area for any personal problems you may have brought on board with you today."
"Now I'll be honest with you, I don't often air my dirty laundry in public. . ."