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"Now I want you to jump over this candlestick fifteen times! Go!"
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Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...
"It's the bottom of the ninth, with two outs and bases loaded, and you're in the batter's box doing situps for some reason."
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'Whoa,,, Ned hired a personal trainer for his personal trainer,'
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'They've hired a personal trainer! Now we'll never fatten them up!!'
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"Use thy core!"
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R. Truscott Hamilton and his Personal Executive Trainer
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"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."
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'It's cheaper than a personal trainer and twice as motivating.'
'He's only hired to do the run. I still do the cool down.'
Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment
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"Just a few pumps more...!"
'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'
Hamster in a wheel with a personal trainer.
David And Goliath And David's Personal Trainer, Rolf
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"Your thighs are like iron."
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"Looks like the new Tarzan was raised by personal trainers."
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The Trim Reaper
"Care for a job around the park, Sid?"
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'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'
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Motivation to Keep Fit.
"Sorry, I can't make it. My life coach benched me."
'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
'Run, run, as fast as you can!'