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"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."
'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'
'Mine doesn't need a name.' (towels with 'his', 'hers' and one covered in dirt.)
Santa's computer used its own unique operating system.
'I hate writing Christmas cards. . . It's all 'Dear so and so. . . Happy Christmas. . . blah, blah, blah. . . maybe I should write people's names in the card to give it more a 'personal touch?''
'It's intimidating that you don't decorate your office.'
'You've been warned about this before, Bob.'
"Baldo, putting my name on my car is silly. If I'm sticking a message on my window, it's going to be more useful than my name."
'Hey, someone keeps lifting my personalized pens!'
"Thanks for the stick-on letters, Baldo...but what are they for?"
"Next on the news...could a Russian satellite crash down on your home, pulverizing everything inside?!"
Kevin! Kevin! Where are you? My God, I've eaten Kevin... Never name them!