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"My mistake, really. I thought your ad said you were into cross-training."
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"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."
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'You're type A+? Your personal ad said you were AB.' 'It must have been a type O.'
Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""
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Lonely Hearts - Men seeking anything that stays still long enough.
"It's just not working out. I'm sure with proper medical treatment, community support and social rehabilitation you'll eventually meet that special someone."
Fantastic, fit, fortysomething exec, interested in culture, athletic pursuits, and gourmet food, seeks intelligent, dynamic, thirtysomething beauty for evolving relationship leading marriage.
'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'
"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"
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"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."
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"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."
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"What's the hurry? My personal ad runs three more days."
"My ad clearly said I was looking for a friend with benefits, not on benefits."
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"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."
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"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."
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'On your personals ad, you say you're a butcher...that's fascinating. Tell me about that...'
Camel Personal Ads
'Like I said in the ad - GSOH.'
'Let me see your ad again - tall, dark, well travelled, likes meeting new people.'