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"Look alive, Proust, you're next."
Tags:books, book, bookish, book lover, book lovers, proust, proustian, in search of lost time, sport, sports, teams, team, coach, coaches, coaching, you're next, literary, literature, literatures, world literature, lit, lit major, french, french literature, bibliophile, library, home library, reading by the fire, look alive, irony, ironic, read, reading, reader, avid reader, select, selection, pick, picking, choice, choices, make a choice, making a choice, decisions, decision, decide, deciding, deciding vote, personified, personification, inanimate objects, introvert, introverts, introversion
"What am I, chopped liver?"
The Piano Dreams Of Home
Tags:victorian, victorians, beahc, beaches, seashore, sea, shore, coast, coastal, desolate, empty, abandoned, film, films, famous films, movie, movies, pop culture, culture, cultured, personify, personification, personified, personifies, pianos, piano, pianist, pianists, home sweet home, music, musical, musician, musicians, parlor, parlour, parlors, furniture, furnishing, furnishings, instrument, instruments, instrumental, classical, classical music, lonely, loneliness, missing, miss, missed
"Which one of us is me?"
Tags:anonymous, anonymity, penguin, penguins, emperor penguins, who is me, who is speaking, antarctica, antarctic, south pole, south poles, unidentifiable, identify, identifies, identifying, who is who, same, similar, copy, copies, indistinguishable, personified, personification, personifies, personify
Artist's Equipment Comes To Life
Tags:anthro, anthromoprhic, anthromorphise, anthromorphisis, personify, personified, personification, cartoonist, cartoonists, tools, tool, artist's tools, artist, artists, artistry, drawing, draws, drawings, draw, sketch, sketches, sketching, draughtsmanship, draftsmanship, art, arts, pen, pens, ink, inks, inking, inked, pencil, pencilled, pencils, white out, white-out, eraser, erasers, erased, rubber, rubbers, markers, brush pen, brush pens, brush-pen, brush-pens, nib pen, nib, nibs, brush, brushes, brushing, notebook, notes, notebooks, sketchpad, sketch pad, sketch pad, market, marketing, marketting, advertising, advertise, advertises, advertisement, protractor, protractors, compass, compasses, ruler, rulers
"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."
Tags:egg, eggs, boil, boiled, boiled egg, hard boiled, doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, live, to live, food, foods, humpty dumpty, humpty dumpty sat on a wall, nursery rhyme, rhyme, nursery rhymes, eat, eating, eats, medicines, prognosis, diagnosis, terminal, eggy, personified, through the looking glass, myths, myth, cook, cooking, cooked, cooks
"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"
Mouse returns home from work.
"You're gonna take a left at the nondescript white wall, keep going till you pass a nondescript white wall, then head right when you hit a nondescript white wall. If you see a nondescript white wall, you've gone too far."
Are You As Dumb As a Post?
Tags:stupid, stupid test, test, testing, iq test, iq, intelligent, intelligence, brain teaser, brain teasers, brain, brains, stupidity, dumb, dumber, dumb as a post, idiot, idiocy, idiotic, idiots, idiotically, personify, personified, personification, are you as smart as a, smart as a, dumb as a, spoof, spoofs, spoofed, parody, parodied, parodies, quiz, quizzes, exam, exams
"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"
Tags:pop, pop song, pop songs, pop music, pop musician, musical, musically, musician, musicians, personify, personification, personified, personifies, musical theory, music theory, note, notes, clef, treble, bar, bars, pop culture, pop culture reference, chart, charts, chart music, chart topper, derivative, derivatives, repetitive, repetition
"There's always one annoying piece left over."
Tags:diy, do it yourself, construction, constructing, constructs, bird, birds, nest, nests, flatpack, flatpacks, flat pack, flat packs, assemble, assembles, assembled, left over, mistake, mistakes, instruction, instructions, instruct, instructed, nesting, personified, relatable, left over, twig, twigs, stick, sticks
Tags:cat, cats, restaurant, restaurants, dining, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, menu, menus, waiter, waiters, wait staff, service, service industry, allow me, manner, manners, polite, politely, politeness, etiquette, pet, pets, personification, personify, personified, eating out, out to eat, knock, knock over, cat things, cat lady, crazy cat lady
"It's their idea of cute."
Tags:dog, dogs, kennel, kennels, pet, pets, pretentious, animal, animals, family, families, annoyed, annoying, personified, personification, doghouse, doghouses, coat of arms, cute, cuteness, symbol, symbols, symbolic, house, houses, dog house, dog-house, dog houses, dog-houses, pretentiousness, tasteless, idea of cute, supposed to be, supposed
"Please continue talking, Briggs. I have to keep moving lest I suffocate and die."
"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."
Tags:interrogate, interrogation, interrogating, detective, detectives, cop, cops, police, police officer, officer, officers, witness, witnesses, csi, criminal, criminals, true crime, twist, personification, personify, personified, confess, confessed, confession, confessions, confessing, blame, blamed, strange, clothes, if clothes could talk, fashion, fashion crimes, crimes, flasher, flashing, exposing, exposed, expose, investigate, investigation, investigator, investigating, fashion, fashion police, fashion crimes, tell all
Cat Keeps Attention In Meeting Using Laser Pointer
Tags:laser, lazer, laser pointer, lazer pointer, pointer, pointers, present, presentation, focus, focused, focusing, attention, pay attention, paying attention, cat, cats, kitties, kitty, kitten, kittens, personify, personified, personification, play, playing, pet, pets, domestic, domestic animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, business, businessmen, businessman, meeting, meetings, bored, boring
"Why should I grow leaves if they're just going to fall back off?"
Tags:teen, teenager, teens, teen-ager, teen-agers, adolescent, adolescence, rebellion, rebel, rebels, leaf, leaves, parent, parenting, parents, raise, raising, angst, angsty, tree, trees, shed leaves, pointless, useless, rebelled, complain, complaining, complains, personified, personify, personification, child, children, kid, kids
"Care to stick your head out the window, sir?"
"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."
Tags:gel, gels, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair, hair style, hair styles, style, styles, trend, trendy, fashionable, fashion, fashionista, porcupine, styling gel, hair gel, wax, hair wax, putty, mould, slick, slicked, quills, oil, oiled, hedgehog, hedgehogs, personified, personification, business, casual, business-casual
Tags:spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, play on words, word play, word-play, putty, toy, toys, children's toys, kid, kids, child, sociopath, sociopathic, tempt, tempting, tempted, game, games, toys and games, smart, influence, good influence, sad, emotion, emotions, emotional, personification, personify, personified, personifies
Tags:tic-tac-toe, tic tac toe, naughts and crosses, noughts and crosses, suicidal, danger, dangerous, suicide mission, lose, lost, already lost, game, games, paper-and-pencil, losing, danger, dangerous, hold back, suicidal, angry, anger, cliche, cliches, survive, surviving, personification, personified
"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."
Food, Water And Tips