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"We ran hundreds of ads, searched the state before we got her..."
We don't believe one glove fits all!
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"Which bit of 'You're Fired' don't you understand?"
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"Thanking someone for 27 years of service and then laying them off in less than 140 words is really difficult."
"Miss Roberts, would you mind rehiring all 380 employees I fired last week? I've come to realize this company can't function without them."
"We shuttered Human Resources once we realized all of our employees were robots."
"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."
'I see from your CV you're all things to all men.'
"Every applicant undergoes a rigorous background check and a thorough sniffing from Humphrey."
"You were fired a week ago. Have you checked your twitter account?"
"I like short job interviews, that's why I have just one question: Are you willing to subject your entire life to your employer's needs or shall I reject your application?"
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Personnel Manager of the Wild...
Employee writes 'I quit' on boss' window.
'We value you in ways that cannot be expressed in money.'
'Enjoy your vacation ... the bad news can wait until you get back.'
"Racism and sexism is for stupid amateurs. I'm a professional misanthrope."
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'I hope he doesn't ask about that one thing.'
'Oh, I don't know....maybe my inability to endure meaningless interview questions. Next...'
"Put your fears to rest. We won't be reducing any personnel, just salaries."
Firing people is extremely painful...'So it's only fair I get well paid for doing it.'
"Here's your fitness plan: Go down to the job center and tell the people there that you are the personnel manager who was responsible for their lay-offs. Then run!"
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'It' his supervisor.'
"You seem to have plenty of confidence."
'Well, Plumley, I'll have you know that life's not all a bowl of cherries in this department either.'