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"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."
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"I've been working from home for the last couple of years."
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"Tell me more about the years you spent in formaldehyde at Area 51."
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"It has come to my attention that you may have been somewhat less than forthcoming in your résumé."
"You're eminently qualified for the job, but our diversity policy calls for a yes-woman in this position,"
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'We are fully committed to stamping out sexism so we really want you to see yourself as one of the chaps.'
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"Under 'Occupation' I usually just put 'Roam the earth.' "
"How do you feel about doing time?"
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"Believe me, Mr. Roberts, checking the wear on a job applicant's molars is just basic company routine."
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"Of course, with the position that has the benefits—medical, dental, et cetera—there is no salary."
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'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'
"I see you graduated Summa Cum Laude, but then didn't your whole graduating class."
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"I was building up my pecs."
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'If at first you don't succeed...have you ever thought of becoming a personnel officer?'
'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'
'I'm a self-made man!'
'I don't know where to put her,Johnson has a dicky ticker,Harris has a...'
'Yes, I know -- but having a terrible resume is a sort of a handicap, isn't it?'