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A flasher reveals he is a monster underneath his clothes.
"He always makes a fool of himself when he addresses the nation."
Tags:address, addresses, presidential address, presidential addresses, king, kings, expose, exposes, self-aware, self-awareness, speech, speeches, flasher, flashers, perv, pervs, idiot, idiots, president, presidents, speech, speeches, politician, politicians, fool, fools, make a fool of himself, making a fool of himself
A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".
Tags:trouble, middle name, middle names, bad boy, bad boy type, bad boy types, cocktail party, cocktail parties, intrigue, create intrigue, creating intrigue, nametag, nametags, name tag, name tags, pick up artist, pick up artists, pua, puas, skeeze, skeezy, sleaze, sleazes, sleazebag, sleazebags, pariah, pariahs, social pariah, social pariahs, social outcast, social outcasts, introduction, introductions, introduce, introduces, perv, pervs
A fairy godmother turns a man's penis into a frog.
Tags:sexual harassment, revenge, vengeance, get even, gets even, getting even, fairy, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, wish, wishes, grant, grants, granting, granted, frog, frogs, fairy tale, fairy tales, perv, pervs, feminist, feminists, feminism, grant a wish, granting a wish, flasher, flashers, flashing
"I'm not your instructor - I'm just a weird guy making an unwanted advance."
Tags:skydiving, skydiver, skydivers, skydive, skydives, instructor, instructors, advance, advances, unwanted advance, unwanted advances, parachute, parachutes, mparachuting, sexual harassment, perv, pervs, pickup line, pickup lines, flirt, flirts, flirting, unwelcome, metoo, #metoo, inappropriate, inappropriate behavior
"Any of you pretty ladies just get my e-mail?"
Tags:coffee bar, coffee bars, perv, pervs, pickup, pickup line, pickup lines, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy, laptop, laptops, internet cafe, internet cafes, compliment, compliments, complimenting, sexual harassment, harasser, harassers, boundary, boundaries, boundary lines, hit on, hits on, hitting on, pick up women, picking up women, pull, pulls, pulling, coffee bar, coffee bars
"That's my uncle Peter - notice how the eyes follow your breasts wherever you go."
"We will begin with Schubert's 'Unfinished' Symphony, and that will be followed by Beethoven's 'Unwanted Sexual' Overture."
Tags:schubert, beethoven, classical music, classical musician, classical musicians, perv, pervs, ludwig van beethoven, franz schubert, sexual harassment, overture, overtures, accusation, accusations, modern life, modern times, me too, #metoo, unwanted attention, unwelcome attention, seduce, seduces, seducing, seduction, seductions, unfinished symphony, symphony, symphonies
"But I can't arrest him, lady—not on Christmas Eve!"
Tags:flasher, flashers, flashing, perv, pervs, pervy, sex criminal, sex criminals, santa, santa claus, father christmas, inappropriate, advance, advances, unwelcome advance, unwelcome advances, bad behavior, bad behaviour, christmas eve, cruel, cruelty, conscience, cop, cops, police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, christmas, xmas, x-mas
"The gentleman at the other end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, a Ferrari, a condo and a beach house in Malibu."
Tags:trophy wife, trophy wives, rich man, rich guy, rich guys, suitor, suitors, woo, woos, wooing, age gap, age gaps, older man, older men, perv, pervs, buy off, buys off, buying off, flirt, flirts, flirting, flirtation, flirtations, beach house, beach houses, buy a drink, buys a drink, buying a drink, bartender, bartenders, bartending, shower with gifts, showers with gifts, showering with gifts
"You wish I was making kissy sounds! My walker needs oiling!"
'Why do I get the feeling we're being watched?'
World's best creepy guy upstairs.
Tags:flirt, flirts, flirting, flirtation, flirtations, sexual harassment, sexually harass, sexually harassing, sexual harassments, jogger, joggers, perv, pervs, perving, ogling, ogle, ogled, ogles, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, husband, husbands, wife, wives, recovery, recoveries, comeback, comebacks, save, saves
"How long has the Oval Office had a mirror on the ceiling?"
"Hello, is this Miss Davis, the nursery-school teacher? This is an obscene phone call, Miss Davis. Ca-ca, poo-poo, tushy, boom-boom..."
Tags:obscene phone call, obscene phone calls, phone call, phone calls, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, call, calls, calling, caller, callers, telephone, telephones, telephone booth, telephone booths, perv, pervs, dirty phone call, dirty phone calls, sexual harassment, nursery school, nursery schools, preschool, preschools, pre-school, pre-schools, teacher, teachers, teaching, swear, swears, swearing, dirty word, dirty words
"As a young man, I had many questions about love. I think I have the answers now, except for a few that are still pending in the courts."
Tags:young man, young men, perv, pervs, sexual harassment, sexually harass, lawsuit, lawsuits, sue, sues, suing, metoo, #metoo, question, questions, questioning, question about love, questions about love, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, nostalgia, nostalgic, taken to court, naive, naivete, inappropriate behavior, inappropriate behaviour
'We'll look into it.'
'Admit it.. You only invented that thing to ogle at her in number 63!'
'Do you sell focaccia?'- 'What did you say?' - 'Focaccia.' - 'I think you should leave now.' - 'Pervert.'
'Well, if you don't like it you can always swim 200 miles to the next island. But I must warn you, it's a nudist beach.'
"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"