Pestering Cartoons and Comics

"If I had known you were going to wear the thong I would have killed myself."

"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."

"Do you get this joke, Harold? I don't."

"Ah, J.T.—just the man I was looking for."

"Stop calling! We'll get there when we get there!"

"First chance you get can you pull over and try to make some money."

"Cheer up, Jimbo -- It's only a matter of time before one of those big executive searches going on out there stumbles across you."

"I wish I had read your resume before we got married."

"Hey! You forgot your stupid little ideas printed in bold type."

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

"I just can't shake the alumni newsletter."

"When you don't wear one, you touch your neck all night."

'We merely talk to them about time shares until they leave voluntarily.'

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

"Oh dear! You know that we have to be at the Johnsons' by eight."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"It's always poor you, isn't it, Albert?"

"I'm not listening to any radio program. I'm listening to my wife!"

"You're great at expressing your emotions. What you're bottling up now is job skills."

"Ok that's it! No screens until 4pm! There's no use asking before 4!"

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

'Sir, that salesman who's so persistent is on lines 1, 2 and 3.'

What is it now?!?!?! Is it the pants?!?!? What!?!?

"I am standing up straight."