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'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'
'Yes, I am 100% positive that I didn't order a medium pizza with extra mice and sparrows.'
'What am I blind, Bob?'
To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.
"I post one thing about how de-clawing isn't that bad, and now the whole world hates me."
Tags:animal rights, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, inhumane, post, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, declawing, declawed, de-clawing, de-clawed, cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, feline, felines, claw, claws, troll, trolls, cyber troll, cyber trolls, cyber-troll, cyber-trolls
Tags:mouse born, cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, mouse-born, mouse bourne, mouse bourne, mouse borne, mouse-borne, illness, illnesses, disease, diseases, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, veterinary surgery
'You meowin' at me?'
"Live with it! I'm the child she never had."
"Sometimes it's hard to tell whether she's going out or coming in!"
"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"
Tags:cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, pet cat, pet cats, cat lover, cat lovers, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, lazy cat, lazy cats, existential crisis, new perspective, new perspectives, regret, regrets, wasting time, waste of time, useless, uselessness, pointless, pointlessness, mid year, mid-year, july, summer
Gumball Machine Fishbowl
"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"
Tags:cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pet cat, pet cats, publisher, publishers, publishing, new book, new books, good book, good books, broad appeal, writer, writers, author, authors, new author, new authors, novelist, novelists, good writer, good writers, cat mad, compliment, compliments, complimentary, book club, book clubs
"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."
"The odd thing is that I'm not really a cat person."
"The cat misses licking your hair."
Tags:cat person, cat people, cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat behaviour, cat behavior, lick, licks, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, visiting hour, visiting hours, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, home life, home-life, prison sentence, prison sentences
"Great news! I found someone to feed your cats."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, cat lover, cat lovers, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, let down, let-down, let down, let downs, incompetent, incompetence, disappointment, disappointments, legal representation, prisoner, prisoners, prison, prisons, jail, jails, legal aid
"Did you remember to whack the cat?"
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pet cat, pet cats, assassin, assassins, assassination, assassinations, killer, killers, mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, mafia, organized crime, organised crime, whack the cat, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, reminder, reminders, nag, nags, nagging, chore, chores
"What say this week you be the cat and I'll be the dog?"
"Let's try one without smiling."
Tags:smile, smiles, smiling, cat, cats, feline, felines, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, family photo, family photos, family portrait, family portraits, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, snap, snaps, photo, photos, portrait, portraits, fang, fangs, photogenic, unphotogenic, photography, photographer, photographers
Tags:cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pajamas, pyjamas, animal clothes, animal clothing, sleep wear, sleep-wear, catalogue, catalogues, advert, adverts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, clothes, clothing, fashion, animal lover, animal lovers, pampered pet, pampered pets
'And this is Ginger, from my fourth marriage.'
"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."
Tags:wifi, wifi password, wifi passwords, internet password, internet passwords, cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, credit card, credit cards, cyber security, cyber-security, internet security, fame, famous, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity culture
'It's a new flavor, Henry, he want's you to try it first.'
"I didn't get where I am by trying to please."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cats and dogs, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, people pleaser, people pleasers, yes man, yes men